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Post by XerxesTheCat on Oct 14, 2006 18:07:08 GMT -5
"Try these drugs. They're terrific."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 14, 2006 18:13:08 GMT -5
"You know, my sledgehammer would break that windshield a lot more efficiently than that rock you found."
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Post by Gamera on Oct 14, 2006 19:54:55 GMT -5
"Late to your first day of middle school, don't worry you can take my car."
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 13:52:03 GMT -5
"Sure, honey, you can have your own gun for Christmas"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2006 16:41:00 GMT -5
"I made a special surprise for you! It's out on the interstate median."
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Post by Rotting Elvis on Oct 15, 2006 16:42:09 GMT -5
"Vote Republican"
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 17:04:17 GMT -5
"You wanna know where babies come from?? Wait till Bob comes over and we'll show you where babies come from."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2006 17:07:07 GMT -5
"Why should I give you a birthday party? You're pretty much just 18 years of free labor to me."
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 17:12:18 GMT -5
"You're adopted---there is simply no way you came from my loins"
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Post by The Pantera Man on Oct 15, 2006 18:56:00 GMT -5
"Son.........you're 21 and you STILL haven't had sex yet. Follow mom into the bedroom and she'll be more than happy change that."
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Post by Rotting Elvis on Oct 15, 2006 19:21:41 GMT -5
"Son.........you're 21 and you STILL haven't had sex yet. Follow mom into the bedroom and she'll be more than happy change that." Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. traumatic experience? LOL
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 19:58:57 GMT -5
"Sure, stay up all night and watch the Playboy Channel. I'll call your school tomorrow and tell them you're sick."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2006 20:26:04 GMT -5
"And don't bother doing your homework! We'll be glad to support you later on!"
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Post by Ratso on Oct 15, 2006 22:08:42 GMT -5
"Have some blood"
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Post by mikefab1 on Oct 15, 2006 23:47:06 GMT -5
"No, Joel! You can't go to Woodstock! You're only 8!"
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