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Post by XerxesTheCat on Nov 16, 2006 20:23:56 GMT -5
"I can't believe I won this award! Even though I'm a drug adict, I'm bipolar, and I practically, killed a man with my own bare hands on the way to the ceremony."
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Post by MSTie500 on Nov 16, 2006 20:25:35 GMT -5
"Thank you, thank you, and yes, it is all about me."
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 16, 2006 21:54:55 GMT -5
"Even though you voted for me, I hate you people. You're the scum of the earth."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Nov 16, 2006 22:42:36 GMT -5
*projectile vomits over crowd*
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Nov 19, 2006 11:44:45 GMT -5
"You can all just take this award and shove it up your ass!"
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Post by Ratso on Nov 20, 2006 23:50:24 GMT -5
"......................"
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 21, 2006 2:01:40 GMT -5
"Wow! I knew sleeping with that producer would pay off!"
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 22, 2006 19:37:33 GMT -5
"Heil Hitler"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Nov 22, 2006 21:57:10 GMT -5
<droning nasal monotone> Thank you everyone. I feel people need to know a lot more about the greed and corruption that is so prevalent in Hollywood today, so I'm going to discourse on this ad nauseum while imitating Ben Stein.</droning nasal monotone>
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 23, 2006 19:03:54 GMT -5
"I am not a crook."
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 27, 2006 1:49:02 GMT -5
"To the other actors who were nominated with me, I'd just like to say: IN YOUR FACE, LOSERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Nov 27, 2006 23:05:44 GMT -5
"Thank you for this award; I'd now like to protest the unhealthy bodily image ideal that Hollywood presents by wildly gyrating my nude and morbidly obese body in your faces."
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 29, 2006 16:51:22 GMT -5
"Lastly, I'd like to thank the one person without whom I could not have achieved all of this: my Vicodin supplier."
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 29, 2006 18:44:04 GMT -5
I've been told that a lot of fans do nothing but watch my show. To them I say, "Damn,people, get a life!!"
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Post by doctorz on Dec 5, 2006 15:31:33 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, touch my monkey.
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