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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 15, 2007 15:53:47 GMT -5
'.....couldn't be with us tonight, but we do have an Indian representing them, live from an 8-minute-delay satellite.'
'Screw you guys, I'm going home.'
(wearily)*sigh* 'well, I suppose I'll put this alongside the rest of my doorstop collection....'
'But what is it really, to have bestowed upon you such recognition from your fellow peers? Allow me to read from a treatise I wrote on precisely that subject, having anticipated recieving this award in advance.....'
*detonates suicide bomb onstage*
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