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Post by XerxesTheCat on Jan 6, 2007 23:20:05 GMT -5
"You say you're having eye problems? Well, come into my office and take your pants off."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 7, 2007 0:12:15 GMT -5
"I prescribe an icy cold douche. Of course, I prescribe that for everything."
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 8, 2007 1:50:46 GMT -5
The only surgical tool I've ever needed is a hammer.
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Post by Hellcat on Jan 9, 2007 2:55:10 GMT -5
"Mr. Smith, your kidneys are in excellent health. Ever think of selling one?"
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 9, 2007 16:13:19 GMT -5
"Hello, yes this is the office of Dr. Mengele. Hello? Hello?"
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Post by Gypsy Attle on Jan 9, 2007 16:21:24 GMT -5
"Hi, Everybody!"
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 9, 2007 16:22:37 GMT -5
"Discount surgery available here"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 9, 2007 19:39:26 GMT -5
"Hygiene? What's that?"
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 9, 2007 20:45:34 GMT -5
"Now please don't let the lack of diplomas fool you."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 9, 2007 20:47:52 GMT -5
"Yeah, I used to be a carpenter until I got fired. I mean, they're not that different, ya know? Well, here goes!"
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 9, 2007 20:50:45 GMT -5
Hi Doctor Nick! "Here, bite down on this bullet. Nurse, hand me the hacksaw."
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Post by Hellcat on Jan 9, 2007 23:57:53 GMT -5
"You need more bacon in your diet."
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 10, 2007 22:38:12 GMT -5
"Wait... what the Hell is that thing?"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 10, 2007 23:32:20 GMT -5
"Here, I found this in you and couldn't remember where it went back in."
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Post by Hellcat on Jan 11, 2007 0:31:16 GMT -5
"Take two vials of crack and call me in the morning."
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