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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 11, 2007 14:02:57 GMT -5
"Man, I'm sorry I'm so late. No nurse, I don't have time to wash my hands. Where's the patient?"
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 11, 2007 15:01:33 GMT -5
"Look, I know I'm the doctor and you're the patient, but would you mind taking a look at this growth for me and tell me what you think?"
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Post by Gypsy Attle on Jan 12, 2007 12:48:22 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 12, 2007 21:20:53 GMT -5
"So what if it's in philosophy? I'm still a doctor!"
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 15, 2007 21:39:58 GMT -5
*passes out at the sight of blood*
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 15, 2007 22:06:38 GMT -5
"Nurse, I thought I told you to move those bodies!"
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 16, 2007 9:35:21 GMT -5
*Runs in office panicked and sweating* *slams door*
Did you bring the stuff?!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 16, 2007 19:48:08 GMT -5
"O.k. now... what's this thing here?" "It's a stethoscope, doctor."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 16, 2007 20:52:27 GMT -5
"I'm afraid I didn't quite understand you're x-ray, so I've decided just to go in blind."
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 17, 2007 9:23:26 GMT -5
"Alrighty... lets start at the bottom. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home...."
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Post by Hellcat on Jan 18, 2007 0:10:25 GMT -5
"Damn! I forgot which side the heart is on again!"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 18, 2007 1:31:38 GMT -5
"I'm Stevie Wonder, I'll be your surgeon this afternoon."
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 14, 2007 12:40:04 GMT -5
'You've reached the surgeries of Zoidberg, Lecter, and Szell. If you'd rather see Dr. Giggles or Dr. Rage, say the word and I'll transfer you to the special red telephone.'
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 14, 2007 12:42:46 GMT -5
'Hello, I'm Dr. Mabuse. Don't try to get up, you'll find that you can't anyway.'
'Hello, I'm Dr. Satan. You may remember me from the ending to House of 1000 Corpses?'
'It would not be difficult, mein fuhrer.'
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 14, 2007 12:57:27 GMT -5
'Hello, I'm Dr. Atticus Noyle. I'm afraid we were unable to get surgery space, so we used an ingenious interdimensional method to run things from inside the atomic spaces of your head. On the plus side, anytime you need or want us - just think it.'
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