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Post by XerxesTheCat on Apr 8, 2007 11:19:50 GMT -5
"From now on, MST3K is officially banned from the U.S. Owning any copies will lead to the death penalty."
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Post by Random Citizen on Apr 8, 2007 16:28:13 GMT -5
"And those violating martial law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers. Lastly good people, give me all your cookies and I won't have you killed!"
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 8, 2007 19:47:12 GMT -5
I wasn't the one who shot all those people from the tower, that was my evil twin, Skippy.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 9, 2007 19:18:39 GMT -5
"Civil Rights are only for rich, white Republicans!"
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Post by Hoss Ragen on Apr 9, 2007 20:53:19 GMT -5
Dude, all I'm saying is that Emperor Nero and Pinochet had some good ideas, alright? Now get the hell out of here...you're bothering me while I'm shooting up and enjoying ruruns of "Small Wonder"!
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Post by MSTie500 on Apr 9, 2007 20:54:28 GMT -5
Everyone who talks to me is a traitor.
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Post by XerxesTheCat on May 18, 2007 21:04:11 GMT -5
"I'm not sure how to win the war on terrorism. Lemme ask the man who lives in my finger..."
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 18, 2007 21:24:35 GMT -5
ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES!?!? WHAT THE @#$&*$ DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES!?!? GUARDS, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!![/size]
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Post by Hellcat on May 19, 2007 23:06:07 GMT -5
"The peace talks with the North Koreans are scheduled for tomorrow? But -- but that's my day to go antiquing with Mother!"
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on May 20, 2007 9:59:28 GMT -5
"Nobody's allowed to be discharged from the Army until they've achieved their 5th deployment! By George We'll have an OIF 30 yet!!!"
See also: "stay the course"
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Post by callipygias on May 24, 2007 15:34:41 GMT -5
"My tires are filled with water!"
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 12, 2007 11:27:02 GMT -5
'Well, this'll be my last address for a while. Yeah, I lost the country to the terrorists in a card game. Bite me. Anyway, they're not too bad really once you get to know them, and you'll still get to stay with your friends and family in the workcamps. Who am I kidding.'
'What's the President wearing this? What does the President think about that? Where was the President on that day in Dallas? God, all these questions! Just give it a rest already.'
'My favourite Star Wars characters are Emperor Palpatine and Jar-Jar Binks.'
'Oh I'll give you a piece of my mind alright!' *shoots self on live TV*
'As President, I'll be the first to use the new technology. I'm going to commence by going back in time and pardoning Nixon.'
'Yes, me & the VP frequently raid the CIA stash. We make all our best decisions in the hours following ingestion.'
'I'm going to request Congress and the House assist me in extending my time as President, until such time as I have personally replied to every e-mail recieved.'
'Ich bing ein binliner.'
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 13, 2007 8:30:16 GMT -5
"Don't make me angry, Mr. Prime Minister. You... wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
.... Rrrrr... RRRR....RAAAAAAR!... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRW! HULK SMASH PUNY PRIME MINISTER! HULK WANT BETTER TRADE ASSURANCES! HULK WANT COUNTRY MAKE MONEY!"
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 13, 2007 9:50:47 GMT -5
After being asked an unfavourable press question:
'Eat my lectern, bitch!' *throws lectern at press corps*
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Post by hobbesluigi82 on Jun 13, 2007 12:59:23 GMT -5
[Smug]"If you eat doughnuts, I will smash your face in!"[/Smug]
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