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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 1, 2008 13:45:34 GMT -5
It'd be like "Night of the Lepus" all over again.
Leatherface vs. Hannibal Lecter
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Post by holoclown1 on May 4, 2008 20:33:21 GMT -5
Leatherface. After eating his diseased, deformed, years old human skin mask, Lechter would get a bad case of the tummy aches, giving Mr. Face an opening to hack the old cannibal to bits with his trusty chainsaw.
The Munchkins vs the Ooompa Loompas.
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Post by solgroupie on May 4, 2008 21:42:13 GMT -5
i would hate it for them, but i am pretty sure the munchkins would never stand a chance against those loompa freaks. not only are they weird as all get out, they are very judgemental and write little songs to show you what a terrible person you are. that's a double threat.
babe vs. wilbur from charlotte's web.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 5, 2008 0:10:58 GMT -5
Charlotte would psych Babe out by weaving webs that said things like "BACON".
The Stepford Wives vs. the Body Snatchers
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Post by Lounge Lizard on May 7, 2008 12:43:02 GMT -5
Body Snatchers all the way.
Steve Nash Vs. Dirk Nowitzki
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on May 30, 2008 3:13:58 GMT -5
i still dont know who they are even after a google search. i'm going with Dirk cause i like that name more than Steve. what can i say? this thread has been in the morgue for the better part of a month and it's all PFotS's fault. (jk) or am i? Nicholas Cage vs. Nick Nolte
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Post by solgroupie on May 30, 2008 8:47:58 GMT -5
nicholas cage might have had a better shot when he was younger and still trying to prove himself. but i have to back nolte. that f*cker is just crazy.
bugs bunny vs. bugs bunny in drag
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 30, 2008 9:20:44 GMT -5
Bugs Bunny is too smart to be fooled by Bugs Bunny in drag, unlike the other imbeciles. So, Bugs Bunny.
Solgroupie vs. Hot Merging Action.
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on May 30, 2008 14:24:29 GMT -5
What in the hell is wrong with you? first of all...........we wouldnt fight. but in the spirit of the thread...i'll play along. we'd both be soo drunk that we'd end up telling each other how much we loved each other 5 seconds after we yelled at each other. OR we'd forget what we were fighting about, and buy another drink. OR it would be one of those situations..you know..in the summer evening heat and we'd start a little poopie talking..and then maybe laugh at each other a second and start to hug...only the hug takes a different kinda turn and it becomes the catfight that all men fantasize about.
Captain Hygiene vs. Pink Floyd (then)
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 30, 2008 14:45:35 GMT -5
I would most certainly win, as I am not partially comprised of Roger Waters whining endlessly about society, his childhood, and politics. Roger Waters vs. Bob Dylan
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on May 30, 2008 15:40:41 GMT -5
pfffft. shhhhhhhhhhhht. meh. bahhhhhh. you don't have any gd idea what you're talking about!! i'm leaving!!!!!!! this thread sucksss balls. and so do you!!!!!!
*runs away, crying...singing "Mother" quietly to myself*
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Post by solgroupie on May 30, 2008 16:05:43 GMT -5
i'll gracefully step in and first of all give the good cap'n a kick in the shins for upsetting HMA like that. *kablam!* and dylan, though he has the soul of a poet, has the secret training of a ninja warrior and would lay waste to waters before he could whine out a plaintive cry for help.
crowfan vs. his hatred of the south
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Post by callipygias on Jun 12, 2008 17:28:01 GMT -5
Well, since Crowfan can read, I'll say Crowfan would win. But If the South asks I'll say I writed down that they'd win (then I'll add, "Kablam!" 'Cause the South enjoys suchlike.)
Cruise Director Julie McCoy vs. Daisy Duke's legs
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Post by solgroupie on Jun 12, 2008 17:37:01 GMT -5
despite julie's toothy grin and adorable perkiness, daisy duke's legs would no doubt use those rock hard thighs she got from being chased around the barn by bo and luke (and uncle jesse when he's had some cider) to twist julie's pert little head right off her 'lil shoulders. do not dizconte the sheere power of a suthern gurl's runaway stix.
a sheep vs. a squirrel
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Post by mrcleveland on Jun 13, 2008 11:56:05 GMT -5
Squirrel. A sheep is dumb as rocks.
Sean Connery or Alex Trebek?
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