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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jun 13, 2008 14:25:30 GMT -5
SUCK IT, TREBEK!
El Santo vs. Dudley Do-Right
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Post by mrcleveland on Jul 4, 2008 9:51:29 GMT -5
El Santo burned Vampire Women so he could crush Do-Right.
Greg or Duane Allman?
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jul 4, 2008 14:15:51 GMT -5
Gregg's still alive, so he wins by default.
Godzilla vs. Hello Kitty
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 5, 2008 2:43:52 GMT -5
Hello Kitty's inane sweetness puts Godzilla in a diabetic coma from which he never awakens.
Mrs. Dash vs. Papa Dash
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Post by callipygias on Aug 19, 2008 22:09:37 GMT -5
Papa Dash is stronger, but Mrs. Dash destroyed him from the inside like a good wife.
Crowfan vs. the color mauve.
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Post by menippee on Aug 20, 2008 4:07:05 GMT -5
Clearly, this is an injoke I'm too much of a newbie to get...but...
Mauve is associated with first completely artificial dye, and there's an entire Mauve Decade. Is there a Crowfan Decade?
Mauve wins by the principle of Overall Recognition.
Mamie van Doran v. Beverly Garland.
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Post by CBG on Aug 20, 2008 8:11:02 GMT -5
Mamie Van Doran Beverly Garland's a fighter, but WHO CARES? It'd be fun to watch!
Next:
Jean Grey V. The Picture of Dorian Gray
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Aug 20, 2008 13:38:39 GMT -5
When Jean becomes the Dark Phoenix, the picture makes her look like an ugly old hag, so she goes out and gets injected with lethal levels of Botox(TM).
Grimlock vs. Barney
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 28, 2008 19:58:42 GMT -5
Barney would love all over him till his circuits blew
Ed Grimley vs. Lint
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Post by callipygias on Sept 12, 2008 10:57:15 GMT -5
Please. Ed Grimley destroys lint faster than Frameous destroys innocence and decency.
Henry vs. Kip
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 13, 2008 0:15:18 GMT -5
Kip wins for being fun to say. KIP KIP KIP!!!
Catholic schoolgirls vs. Japanese schoolgirls
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Post by p3ngu1n on Sept 13, 2008 16:14:17 GMT -5
Catholic schoolgirls, because I'm married to one.
An old guy in lederhosen vs. a 25 year old guy wearing a speedo
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 14, 2008 11:28:07 GMT -5
Old guys in lederhosen are, by definition, immune to embarrassment. Thus, it would be easy for one to defeat any younger speedo-clad guy.
Solgroupie vs. The United States of America
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Sept 14, 2008 12:10:38 GMT -5
Groupie, no contest. (We all shall bow,or haven't you heard?)
Matt Damon vs an upside down jar of pickles.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 14, 2008 12:16:52 GMT -5
I'll be honest. Not even Matt Damon could stop those pickles.
HMA vs. early morning hours
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