Razzie awards announced today. What's your pick?

[Bart Fargo]

The nominees are...
(from www.razzies.com/asp/24thNominations.htm?cmd=view&articleid=185 )

WORST PICTURE

CAT-IN-THE HAT (Universal/Dreamworks/Imagine)
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (Columbia)
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (20th Century-Fox)
GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution)
THE REAL CANCUN (New Line)

WORST ACTOR

Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK
Cuba Gooding, Jr. / BOAT TRIP, FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS and RADIO
Justin Guarini / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher / CHEAPER by the DOZEN, JUST MARRIED and MY BOSS'S [sic] DAUGHTER
Mike Myers / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST ACTRESS

Drew Barrymore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE and DUPLEX
Cameron Diaz / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Angelina Jolie / BEYOND BORDERS
and LARA CROFT TOMB RADER: THE CRADLE of LIFE
Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Anthony Anderson / KANGAROO JACK
Alec Baldwin / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Al Pacino / GIGLI
Sylvester Stallone (Whose 5 Roles Could Fill This ENTIRE Category!) SPY KIDS 3-D: GAME OVER
Christopher Walken / GIGLI and KANGAROO JACK

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Lanie Kazan / GIGLI
Demi Moore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Preston / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Brittany Murphy / JUST MARRIED
Tara Reid / MY BOSS'S [sic] DAUGHTER

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
Eric Christian Olsen & Derek Richardson / DUMB AND DUMBERER
Justin Guarini & Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher & EITHER Brittany Murphy (JUST MARRIED)
or Tara Reid (MY BOSS's DAUGHTER)
Mike Myers & EITHER Thing One OR Thing Two / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST EXCUSE for an ACTUAL MOVIE (All Concept/No Content!) (New Category)

2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGLES: FULL THROTTLE
THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
THE REAL CANCUN

WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL

2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
DUMB & DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (Remake of WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘60 and WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘84)
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

WORST DIRECTOR

Martin Brest / GIGLI
Robert Iscove / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Mort Nathan / BOAT TRIP
The Wachowski Brothers / Both MATRIX Sequels
Bo Welch / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST SCREENPLAY

THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT, Screenplay by Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE, Screenplay by John August and
Cormac & Marianne Wibberley, “Story” by August
DUMB AND DUMBERER, Screenplay by Robert Brener and Troy Miller, “Story” by Brener
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, Written by Kim Fuller
GIGLI, Written by Martin Brest

NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE:

GIGLI – 9
CAT-IN-THE-HAT – 8
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY – 8
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE - 7
BOAT TRIP, DUMB & DUMBERER, JUST MARRIED, MY BOSS’S [sic] DAUGHTER
and THE REAL CANCUN – - 2 Each

Not surprising is the leader, Gigli. Since it knocked out one of the two second place finishers, From Justin to Kelly in the IMDB's bottom 100. So let's ask around: Who do you want to see win the Razzies? I'll post my picks later...

[Torgo]

Lucky me. I haven't seen any of the movies nominated for Worst Picture.

But I did see the original Charlie's Angles, and have regreted it ever since...

[Phantom Engineer]

I avoided all these movies so how can I chose? But the commercials alone for Cat In The Hat are enough to pick it for worst movie. Big budget bad.

[Torgo]

phantomengineer said:

I avoided all these movies so how can I chose? But the commercials alone for Cat In The Hat are enough to pick it for worst movie. Big budget bad.

Trust me, picking on Ben and Jen was the "in" thing last year, it's going to Gigli.

Even though I haven't seen the Real Cancun, the mere concept of a "Reality" movie is enough to make me think that it'll win Worst Excuse for an Actual Movie.

[nightfalcawk]

2 Fast 2 Furious is the worst excuse for an actual movie.

[Torgo]

nightfalcawk said:

2 Fast 2 Furious is the worst excuse for an actual movie.

The original Fast and the Furious was the worst excuse for an actual movie.

[Phantom Engineer]

nightfalcawk said:

2 Fast 2 Furious is the worst excuse for an actual movie.

Yeah but it can win for worst excuse for a sequel and worst excuse for an actual movie can go elsewhere. Spread them around.

[Buddhist Kitten]

phantomengineer said:

Yeah but it can win for worst excuse for a sequel and worst excuse for an actual movie can go elsewhere. Spread them around.

Like MANOS!!!
Or Gigli. I never saw it, but my mom did say it was bad. Boat Trip would be better for worst excuse for an actual movie.
And Charlie's Angels wasn't that bad, for I have watched it, but Demi Moore definitely deserves that worst Supporting Actress award.

[Bart Fargo]

I have to admit I've only seen online clips and stuff from these films, but I think from what I saw it's enough to base a jugement on them.

[nightfalcawk]

Chemical2010 said:

Like MANOS!!!
Or Gigli. I never saw it, but my mom did say it was bad. Boat Trip would be better for worst excuse for an actual movie.
And Charlie's Angels wasn't that bad, for I have watched it, but Demi Moore definitely deserves that worst Supporting Actress award.

Yeah, Charlies Angels sucked. Every time they punched someone they get punched through a brick wall and fall 50-feet. Then the angles luge down hill at top speed (thank God there are no rocks and the car travels at a constant speed, equal to or slower than that of the luge) and get shot- but they're okay, they can dodge bullets and rip-off the Matrix Angel's Revenge was better

[Buddhist Kitten]

nightfalcawk said:

Yeah, Charlies Angels sucked. Every time they punched someone they get punched through a brick wall and fall 50-feet. Then the angles luge down hill at top speed (thank God there are no rocks and the car travels at a constant speed, equal to or slower than that of the luge) and get shot- but they're okay, they can dodge bullets and rip-off the Matrix Angel's Revenge was better

Well, they call it action for a reason. . . If a person gets punched and slams hard on to asphalt, they can't just DIE on us. They have continue fighting so that our intelligence could be even lower.

[Torgo]

Chemical2010 said:

Well, they call it action for a reason. . . If a person gets punched and slams hard on to asphalt, they can't just DIE on us. They have continue fighting so that our intelligence could be even lower.

But there are MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY action movies that outdo the "GIRL POWER now look at my ass" Charlie's Angles Movies.

I prefer old-school Schwarzenegger. Big gun, big muscle, hard fist. That's the way to go.

[Buddhist Kitten]

Torgo said:

But there are MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY action movies that outdo the "GIRL POWER now look at my ass" Charlie's Angles Movies.

Like. . . . CLEOPATRA JONES!!!!

[Torgo]

Chemical2010 said:

Like. . . . CLEOPATRA JONES!!!!

KENTUCKY SMITH!

[nightfalcawk]

Torgo said:

KENTUCKY SMITH!

Or Beverly Garland!