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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 29, 2008 10:26:56 GMT -5
Last night I was watching "The Amazing Colossal Man". At the beginning, when the doctors are trying to figure out how Glenn's skin grew back overnight, one of them says, "when 60 to 70 percent of a person's body is burned...", Servo interjects, "It's icky." It was a quiet and super-fast riff that I'm sure I never heard before. I had to rewind it about 15 times I was laughing so hard. In fact the whole scene where they're interrogating the nuclear scientist is hilarious (it starts at about the 1 minute mark). Absolutely. "This is your house and you're in it and I'm out here LAUGHING!" Just the tone...
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Post by mrmeadows on Dec 29, 2008 14:37:09 GMT -5
First that comes to mind is from "Painted Hills". Over the shot of Pile-On Pete smiling at the end, Joel says (in an old-man voice) "I'm having a personal pants pile-on."
Never fails.
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Post by mrmeadows on Dec 29, 2008 14:44:06 GMT -5
Also (these are just coming to me randomly), when John Carradine tells the reporter "He ran all the way to hell" at the beginning of RED ZONE CUBA, the music gets way too dramatic, the reporter looks up at Carradine in shock, and there's a shot of Carradine staring back at him while smugly blowing cigarette smoke out the side of his mouth. To which Mike (I think) says in a Carradine-esque voice: "How's that fit ya, fancy pants?"
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Post by Truck Farmer on Dec 29, 2008 15:41:49 GMT -5
I just watched Hercules Unchained over the weekend and there's a couple of that I can't get out of my head because they keep cracking me up.
Tom Servo(as Iole singing): Hercules couldn't perform Crow(as Herc): Shutup about that! Servo: cause he's using steroids. Crow: I am not!
Herc, looking confused, with the Queen Joel: This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife . . how did I get here?
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Post by theprofessor on Dec 29, 2008 16:39:28 GMT -5
I always get a kick out of Night of the Bloodbeast, mostly because i always forget about the string of "steve" jokes. I espeacially love the part where our pregnant hero wakes up and is chatting with everyone, only to suddenly realize something to which Servo says, "Wait a second. You all think i'm Steve, don't you?" Kills me everytime.
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Post by docsteve on Dec 30, 2008 18:21:21 GMT -5
I always get a kick out of Night of the Bloodbeast, mostly because i always forget about the string of "steve" jokes. I espeacially love the part where our pregnant hero wakes up and is chatting with everyone, only to suddenly realize something to which Servo says, "Wait a second. You all think i'm Steve, don't you?" Kills me everytime. This and Peter Breck's turn in The Crawling Hand were my inspiration. At one point I counted how many doctors/scientists were named "Steve" over the course of the show. Unfortunately, I don't remember the answer. I think it was at least five.
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Post by penguinofgiddiness on Jun 26, 2009 0:17:39 GMT -5
In 'Daddy-O'; two people are talking, and one of them is in the background so he looks small, and at one point he says, "Anytime you need me..." and Joel says, "I'll be this big." Makes me laugh whatever I'm drinking right out my nose.
And of course Joel's, "WWHHHAAAT?!? Oh." as the gun falls out of Mitchell's pant leg in, um, 'Mitchell.'
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Jun 26, 2009 12:54:57 GMT -5
One I haven't thought of in a while:
In Cave Dwellers, when the runaway peasant girls come across Ator and his group, fall awkwardly silent, and Ator demands "Who are you? What's the matter, can't you speak?"
Joel instantly intones, "Uahuh... we're... Pirates."
The way he says it perfectly captures the just-standing-there-what-do-I-do-with-my-arms? vibe of the girls. Hee!
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Post by glowgirl004 on Jun 29, 2009 10:51:29 GMT -5
From Body Care & Grooming: "And remember...when you touch yourself, the saints cry. Good night!" - Crow
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Post by ramasha007 on Jun 29, 2009 12:45:07 GMT -5
The Thunderbucket line from Laserblast. I don't remember it exactly, but I do know that the first time I heard it I laughed so long that I missed most of the rest of the riffs after that for several mins.
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Post by Vend-A-Gut on Jul 1, 2009 1:28:29 GMT -5
The circus short...."Their doing it clown style." Classic!
Plus from the Alphabet short....'T is for...tourched, tormented and teased.'
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 1, 2009 12:07:57 GMT -5
Crow's dismissal of a drawing in "Hercules Against the Moonmen":
Joel [reading fan letter, a child's crayon scribble on graph paper]: Cambot, put this up on stillstore, there's no print, but it's a really good drawing of me, and, Crow, and... Servo... on the bridge...?
Crow [matter-of-factly]: It's really not that good!
Joel: Come with me, mister! [grabs Crow by the net and drags him offscreen]
Crow: AAAAAAGH!
Trace's delivery of the line, as if he's declaring 2+2=4, sells it.
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Post by Fred Burroughs on Jul 8, 2009 5:33:04 GMT -5
I always get a kick out of the lines they give the Gila Monster in "The Giant Gila Monster"
"I sing whenever I sing when I eat the teens!"
I also love the jokes about the flamboyant bad guy in "Cave Dwellers"
"I'm the finest looking man in the middle ages...my my!"
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Post by McCallum on Jul 8, 2009 8:20:27 GMT -5
Seeing that Im posting right after 'fredburroughs', this would be a good time to mention one of my favorite lines that I've cracked up over so many times -
Kevin: Ladies and gentlemen..FRED BURROUGHS! (When Daniel Bernhardt is in jail doing Karate in Future War)
And then Mike says 'haha, ok that's enough' or something like that. Never fails to amuse me.
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Post by stevehadcrackers on Jul 8, 2009 11:12:48 GMT -5
Strange that Fred Burroughs should be the topic of discussion, because I came here to post a line from a Fred Burroughs scene. In Future War, when he's sitting at the table with Sister Anne and drinking coffee, he says, "This is worse than I thought," and Mike says, perfectly deadpan, "There's no butter in my coffee." I think this line is the crown jewel of all the "huge guys" jokes in that movie. For some reason, that line occurred to me last night out of nowhere and I could not stop laughing. I'm laughing just typing it out.
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