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Post by ilmatto on Dec 16, 2008 2:04:39 GMT -5
Crow wants to decide who lives and who dies. A worthy sentiment indeed. In this time of giving, may it truly be said of each of us.
For the purposes of this poll, we will decide which annoying a$$ will be the first to be crushed. I probably left a lot out, so please post your favorite.
My personal choice for who gets to be processed first is Ross in Catching Trouble. ------------------------- Oh I can't believe I left out Space Mutiny. And Hamlet. Stump Beefknob and Maximillian Schell must be crushed first!!
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Post by GProopdog on Dec 16, 2008 2:11:37 GMT -5
Tommy in Pod People definitely.
Just one of those kids you wanna smack across the face...
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 16, 2008 12:27:53 GMT -5
I like this thread. It's something new!
I went with the ugly step-sister from Jack Frost. That whole scene at the end where she's crushing nuts IN HER MOUTH by hitting her own jaw just drives me nuts. It's perverse. It offends all that is human inside me. It is, in a word, unholy.
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Post by quinnmartin on Dec 16, 2008 12:54:54 GMT -5
Bobo, because he annoyed for years, not just a single episode.
But if I really had the power that Crow desires most, it would be Ross.
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Post by Trumpy's Magic Snout on Dec 16, 2008 13:49:29 GMT -5
Ross. He's an arse.
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Post by werewilf on Dec 16, 2008 15:04:32 GMT -5
I cannot, in good conscience, allow Ross to roam freely.
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Dec 16, 2008 15:13:01 GMT -5
I gotta go with Ross too. All the others are annoying and maybe deserve a good beating, but Ross did actual harm. He cannot be allowed to live.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 16, 2008 15:13:45 GMT -5
I am sad that Rick Sloane himself is not on the list.
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Post by CBG on Dec 16, 2008 15:15:18 GMT -5
Jack Frost Ugly Sister...I hate Tom Petty
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Post by MonsterX on Dec 16, 2008 15:58:32 GMT -5
I started reading from the bottom up and I thought to myself, “Hay now, I don’t want anyone to be killed!”
Then I saw Ross from Catching Trouble up top and in a red haze of insane hatred and bloodlust I voted for him.
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Post by KyrieEleison on Dec 16, 2008 16:05:33 GMT -5
You forgot Sandy Frank. He is, after all, the source of all our pain.
(Edit: and a chronic crick in Joel's neck.)
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Post by davidbeegah on Dec 16, 2008 16:13:02 GMT -5
I'm another one who voted for Ross. Although the kid from Pod People, Watney from Outlaw, Professor Bobo, and the ugly sister from Jack Frost all deserve to be beaten with ax handles.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 16, 2008 16:25:31 GMT -5
I also voted for Ross from "Catching Trouble" That whole short was very disturbing and I find it scary that kids saw that and were scarred for life by it.
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Post by Blackmarket Jazz on Dec 16, 2008 16:46:35 GMT -5
I would vote for the mother in Jack Frost!
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Post by NiceGuyCody on Dec 16, 2008 17:23:44 GMT -5
Other: The self-righteous sociopathic vigilantes from Angel's Revenge.
Can't let people smoke reefer, the violent criminals, so the only viable option is to kill and torture them all.
Although I'm also tempted to go with Coleman Francis in Red Zone Cuba. A bullying shmuck who repays a stranger's kindness by murdering him and raping his blind daughter . . . and this is supposed to be our sympathetic hero?!?!?!?!?
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