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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 8, 2009 4:39:58 GMT -5
8/10
"I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive." - Amy Sedaris
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Post by dph on Oct 11, 2009 22:07:29 GMT -5
8/10
"I don't understand why we have to cancel our cruise just because the dog is a crack head." Peter Griffin "Family Guy"
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 12, 2009 23:15:03 GMT -5
3/10
"Music is my life!" - Chop Top, TCM2
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 23, 2009 12:52:19 GMT -5
5/10
"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef." - Mitch Hedberg
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 24, 2009 1:18:58 GMT -5
10/10 (I miss Mr. Hedberg *SO* much!)
"I smoke pot every day, and I love it!" - Willie Nelson
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 3, 2009 21:54:35 GMT -5
6/10
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."- Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 4, 2009 1:30:21 GMT -5
8/10 (RIP, Rod!)
"You know what FAILING stands for? It stands for: Finding An Important Lesson -- Inviting Needed Growth." - Gary Busey
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 5, 2009 11:13:53 GMT -5
9/10
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."- Groucho Marx
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 5, 2009 20:25:47 GMT -5
8/10
"It's so comforting to know that there are so many people in this world sicker than I am.” - Tim Curry
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 6, 2009 0:40:55 GMT -5
10/10
"Never enter your PIN number on an ATM machine. You might get the HIV virus."-Unknown
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 7, 2009 17:12:31 GMT -5
10/10
"Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them." - Orville Redenbacher
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Post by dph on Nov 12, 2009 10:09:05 GMT -5
9/10
Lisa: "Dad, no woman will want to be shot in the face with a gun."
Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like."
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 12, 2009 10:17:39 GMT -5
9/10
"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad." -Homer Jay Simpson
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 13, 2009 0:37:20 GMT -5
10/10
"Attempted murder! Now honestly, what is that?! Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"-Sideshow Bob
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 13, 2009 2:52:06 GMT -5
9/10
"Damn that Brockman! There are only two rules in TV -- don't swear and don't whip it out! It's not rocket science!" - Krusty the Clown
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