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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 26, 2009 19:00:17 GMT -5
7/10
"A religion that takes no account of practical affairs and does not help to solve them is no religion." -Gandhi
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Post by dph on Sept 2, 2009 20:34:26 GMT -5
9/10
Fry: "Here's your package sir." Bartender: "Why are you talking to my penis?"
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 3, 2009 21:41:06 GMT -5
9/10
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." - Ogden Nash
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Post by dph on Sept 4, 2009 20:36:54 GMT -5
10/10-- I ain't married but if sitcoms and The Flintstones have taught me anything....
"Ha ha, your dad is dead, mine's just in jail." Nelson "The Simpsons"
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 5, 2009 6:58:30 GMT -5
10/10
"If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you." - 7-11 Clerk, Futurama
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 5, 2009 18:21:37 GMT -5
8/10
Professor Farnsworth: Actually, astronomers changed the name of Uranus in 2620 to put an end to that stupid joke once and for all! Fry: What do they call it now? Farnsworth: Urectum!
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 5, 2009 18:32:31 GMT -5
10/10
"Oh, Bender is Great! Yeah, Bender is Great! Oh, Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender is Great!" -Bender Bending Rodriguez, Futurama
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Post by dph on Sept 7, 2009 14:40:25 GMT -5
8/10-- Hahaha it's Bender.
"But I do have to say that it’s much easier to tell people I just came out with a novel than it is to say, “I write humorous essays.” If there’s a duller sentence in all of English, I’d be hard pressed to say what it is. Perhaps, “Every now and then I enjoy a nice baked good.”" Mike Nelson -- Interview on MST3K Review
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 7, 2009 20:25:54 GMT -5
8/10
"I'm worried. My job is in the transportation industry, and fuel costs have a huge impact on my line of work. But on a personal note, it seems silly and selfish to complain about gas prices when the southern part of the country is like a third-world nation right now. I'll get by.” - Kevin Murphy (not OUR Kevin Murphy!)
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Post by dph on Sept 8, 2009 9:05:48 GMT -5
7/10 -- We're not as much of a "third world country" as he might think.
"Just knowing that we're the same genus makes me ashamed to call myself homo." Professor Farnsworth "Futurama: Bender's Game"
Futurama is just a treasure chest of quotes.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 8, 2009 16:14:15 GMT -5
10/10 (Indeed it is, dph!)
Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!" Batman: "Easily." Robin: "Easily." Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin." Robin: "Thank you." Batman: "You're welcome."
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Post by dph on Sept 8, 2009 20:16:09 GMT -5
10/10 -- I can just picture that line in Adam West's tone and voice and it's making me laugh my ass off.
"Come out with your hands up, we have you partially surrounded." Cop "Futurama"
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 8, 2009 22:01:43 GMT -5
5/10 (I guess I'd need to see this one in context)
"Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe." - Lex Luthor, "Superman"
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 8, 2009 23:35:10 GMT -5
10/10
"There is a strong streak of good in you, Superman. But then, nobody's perfect!"-Lex Luthor
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 8, 2009 23:40:19 GMT -5
10/10 (Hackman had some great lines!)
"What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?" - Darren, "Freddy Got Fingered"
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