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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 5, 2009 17:37:46 GMT -5
Tired of this broken economy? Tired of being broke? Then get rich now! All you have to do is send me (Phantom Engineer) $100 and I will send you the sure-fire information on how to Get Rich Now! (No checks please, just envelopes full of cash)
What are you waiting for? Don't delay! Get on board! Act now! Don't be left out! Opportunity is knocking!
* The word "GUARANTEED" is used here for promotional purposes and should not be misconstrued as a legally binding guarantee.
All rights reserved
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Post by Cerrita on May 5, 2009 17:53:55 GMT -5
I'm so excited about earning money quick I'm going to send you $200! Did you want that sent to the PO box, or the street address?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 5, 2009 18:03:34 GMT -5
Oh, a sucker customer. Just address it to Poobah World (which doesn't exist) C/O Phantom Engineer.
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Post by Cerrita on May 5, 2009 18:07:23 GMT -5
Righto. And how long will it be before I start getting rich?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 5, 2009 18:15:30 GMT -5
Hey hey, slow down girl, I have to make sure your money is good first.
I'm runnin' a business here you know.
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Post by Chuck on May 5, 2009 18:21:46 GMT -5
Hey, what about Phancor stock?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 5, 2009 18:30:18 GMT -5
Hey, what about Phancor stock? That's Phanco, and I'm sorry sir but if you can't get the name right then you don't deserve to get rich. I bid you good day sir! (but you can still send the money in) |
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 5, 2009 19:48:52 GMT -5
Testimony!
I followed the Phanco plan and I GOT RICH*!
I sent off the money, and the very next day I nearly drowned in hundred dollar bills! Act now!
*Phantom's holding a gun to my head! Somebody send help!
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Post by Crowfan on May 5, 2009 19:55:34 GMT -5
I too have made a fortune.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on May 5, 2009 22:45:41 GMT -5
The information sent to me said:
Post on message boards saying you can guarantee free money, and all they have to do is send you cash.
You'll be amazed at how many suckers fall for it.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 5, 2009 23:45:58 GMT -5
I've made tons of money off of Phanty, but that's just because I'm actually that cross-dressing hooker that hangs out on that corner seven blocks from his house.
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Post by Chuck on May 6, 2009 20:11:51 GMT -5
Hey, what about Phancor stock? That's Phanco, and I'm sorry sir but if you can't get the name right then you don't deserve to get rich. I bid you good day sir! (but you can still send the money in) There's a package in the mail for you. bwahahaha |
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 7, 2009 13:10:35 GMT -5
I thought we had postal obscenity laws to stop things like this.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 7, 2009 13:21:43 GMT -5
Captain Hygiene: POSTAL PURITAN[/b]. Coming this fall to Fox!
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Torgo
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-segment with Crow?
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Post by Torgo on May 7, 2009 14:02:10 GMT -5
Followed by Joss Wheden's new sci-fi sensation, Canceled: The Series
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