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Post by Torgo on May 7, 2009 14:58:45 GMT -5
(this sort of stemmed from DQ's comment here, and I kind of grew in my head) Greetings from all the proud men and women from Fox. We, here, specialize in intelegent, tasteful, and witty shows like Family Guy and important and meaningful documentaries like American Idol. That said, we could always use more ideas. Rest assured, there are many, many more seasons of the Simpsons on the way and we have fun playing "Hide the program" with our many science fiction shows that have avid fanbases that will no doubt follow it through the schedule, yet will eventually be cancelled because for some reason people have stopped watching it (must not have been that good). But now we want to hear what programing those at home want to see. Pitch us your ideas, because we want to hear them! And if your show appears on Fox this fall, you're welcome! (Warning: Compensation for ideas is not promised. Once posted in this thread, all potential television shows immediatly become the property of Fox)
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Post by doctorz on May 7, 2009 15:10:40 GMT -5
A sleepy New England Town that is essentially an upper-class bedroom community for Manhattan executives is populated entirely by South African Bushmen in tribal costume. Except for the costumes everything else is the exactly the same for a whitebread "Peyton Place" like TV drama. The point? We are all human under the makeup.
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Post by Torgo on May 7, 2009 15:18:38 GMT -5
A sleepy New England Town that is essentially an upper-class bedroom community for Manhattan executives is populated entirely by South African Bushmen in tribal costume. Except for the costumes everything else is the exactly the same for a whitebread "Peyton Place" like TV drama. The point? We are all human under the makeup. Too much thinking. Though you mention a bedroom. Add sex, preferably with lesbians, and maybe we could work something out.
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Post by Crowjunkie™ on May 7, 2009 18:11:29 GMT -5
A new reality show:
A bisexual chihuahua with a wildly popular Facebook page invites 9 cats and 7 parrots to vie for her affections. There will be challenges such as which contestant can bat a ball of yarn the most seductively, newspaper vs litter absortion, and speed preening. All losers will be fixed on camera.
Tune in this fall
**Judging by his sig pic, Doctor Z is already a fan.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 7, 2009 19:33:55 GMT -5
Pubic Lice: The Animated Series.
Time Chasers: The Animated Series.
The Accused: The Animated Series.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: The Animated Series.
Korean Animator: The Animated Series.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno: The Animated Series.
Schindler's List: The Animated Series.
Child Brides: The Animated Series.
The Virgin Suicides: The Animated Series.
Casino: The Animated Series.
The Evil Dead: The Animated Series.
Colonel Gentleman's Bathouse Funhouse.
Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse
Deliverance The Animated Series.
Splatter Zone: IN COLOR!
Fritz Lang's Metropolis: The Animated Series.
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Post by Chuck on May 7, 2009 19:55:28 GMT -5
And here is the focus group the pilots will be played to:
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Post by mccloud on May 7, 2009 20:56:44 GMT -5
KITTY!!!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 7, 2009 21:45:18 GMT -5
Batman: The Animated Series: The Live-Action Series
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Post by Torgo on May 8, 2009 0:15:03 GMT -5
A new reality show: A bisexual chihuahua with a wildly popular Facebook page invites 9 cats and 7 parrots to vie for her affections. There will be challenges such as which contestant can bat a ball of yarn the most seductively, newspaper vs litter absortion, and speed preening. All losers will be fixed on camera. Tune in this fall **Judging by his sig pic, Doctor Z is already a fan. Brilliant! I'll have my people call your people! Pubic Lice: The Animated Series. Time Chasers: The Animated Series. The Accused: The Animated Series. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: The Animated Series. Korean Animator: The Animated Series. Zack and Miri Make a Porno: The Animated Series. Schindler's List: The Animated Series. Child Brides: The Animated Series. The Virgin Suicides: The Animated Series. Casino: The Animated Series. The Evil Dead: The Animated Series. Colonel Gentleman's Bathouse Funhouse. Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse Deliverance The Animated Series. Splatter Zone: IN COLOR! Fritz Lang's Metropolis: The Animated Series. Son, you're pumping out crap left and right without caring about quality. You'll go far in this business. Hows about an internship? Batman: The Animated Series: The Live-Action Series Get Christian Bale on the phone! If he can say yes to McG, he'll accept anything!
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Post by Don Quixote on May 8, 2009 6:30:33 GMT -5
Pitchmen: The Animated Series
Queer as Folk: The Animated Series
The Animated Adventures of J.K. Robertson
John Adams: The Animated Series
Battle Pope: The Animated Series
Dr. Batch: The Animated Adventures
Green Acres 2000
Casablanca 2000
Blues Brothers 2009
King Kong: The Animated Series
Animation: The Animated Series
The Animated Adventures of Caligula
Terminator: The That One Guy Who Dies When The Terminators Infiltrate The Human Base Chronicles
Ripley's Believe It Or Not: Fetish Version
John Madden: The Animated Series
Wilford Brimley's Beetus Good-Times Funhouse
Bob Crane: Shutterbug
Janet Reno's Crimebusters
Reboot 2000: The Animated Adventures
The L Word: The Animated Series
The New Planet of the Apes with Marky Mark: The Animated Series
Ratso & DQ: Road Warriors
Boggy (The Boggy Creek Creature's Daytime Talk Show)
Poop Emergency 911
Dead Horse: The Animated Series!
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Post by Torgo on May 8, 2009 11:16:23 GMT -5
Don't over exert yourself. Save some of your genius for next season after we use our cancelation dartboard!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 8, 2009 11:31:35 GMT -5
You've been Corpsed!
Follow this real-life/prank show hybrid as your host, Captain Hygiene surprises people with corpses or body parts in wacky places! You and your family will howl with laughter as unsuspecting people find mauled bodies in their closets, severed heads in their washing machines, decomposing feet in their grocery purchases, and much, much more...all caught live on film!
Available starting this fall.
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Post by Torgo on May 8, 2009 11:38:39 GMT -5
You've been Corpsed!Follow this real-life/prank show hybrid as your host, Captain Hygiene surprises people with corpses or body parts in wacky places! You and your family will howl with laughter as unsuspecting people find mauled bodies in their closets, severed heads in their washing machines, decomposing feet in their grocery purchases, and much, much more...all caught live on film! Available starting this fall. Pilot episode ordered. Your chances of getting picked up increased if someone from That 70's Show hosts it.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 8, 2009 11:42:47 GMT -5
What if Ashton Kutcher provides the body parts for the pilot?
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Post by Afgncaap5 on May 8, 2009 13:48:13 GMT -5
The Celestial Sphere: a fun-loving series of documentaries in the style of Stargazers, but lasting roughly six times as long per episode. Hosted by Brent Spiner, this series will reunite America with its love for watching the starry skies, constellations and planetary bodies.
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