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Post by Don Quixote on May 8, 2009 15:11:05 GMT -5
... unless they live in a city, of course, and then they'll just be tantalized week after week, never knowing what a starry sky looks like. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
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Post by Torgo on May 8, 2009 15:46:01 GMT -5
What if Ashton Kutcher provides the body parts for the pilot? Let's go with 6 episode order for a mid season replacement and see how it does. If it struggles, kill another celebrity for the season finale and see how big a draw we get before we go for a full 24 episode second season. Though I am concerned as to the direction of this show. If it works, we may have to kill a lot of hasbeens. That could get expensive. The Celestial Sphere: a fun-loving series of documentaries in the style of Stargazers, but lasting roughly six times as long per episode. Hosted by Brent Spiner, this series will reunite America with its love for watching the starry skies, constellations and planetary bodies. Too much learning. People will watch PBS or some cable channel if they want that. The last thing you said about "bodies" is interesting though. What about Megan Fox? She has an amazing body. If you can do a show with her, we might be able to do business.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on May 8, 2009 23:20:50 GMT -5
Okay, I've revamped my show idea. Now it's basically Stargazer, but with Megan Fox hosting instead of Brent Spiner or Jack Horkheimer. And she has Neil Patrick Harris as a sidekick. Bikinis will be worn.
In season two we'll learn who the evil aliens are working for. (It's Neil.)
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Post by Don Quixote on May 8, 2009 23:25:44 GMT -5
(Tap) Dancing with the (Internet) Stars (okay, just Afgncaap5).
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Post by Torgo on May 9, 2009 9:12:40 GMT -5
Okay, I've revamped my show idea. Now it's basically Stargazer, but with Megan Fox hosting instead of Brent Spiner or Jack Horkheimer. And she has Neil Patrick Harris as a sidekick. Bikinis will be worn. In season two we'll learn who the evil aliens are working for. (It's Neil.) Ugh. Neil Patrick Harris in a bikini? Are you trying to kill our ratings? Take that crap to the CW. (Tap) Dancing with the (Internet) Stars (okay, just Afgncaap5). Hmm... rip spin-off of a more popular show? Go on.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on May 9, 2009 13:32:59 GMT -5
Okay, I've revamped my show idea. Now it's basically Stargazer, but with Megan Fox hosting instead of Brent Spiner or Jack Horkheimer. And she has Neil Patrick Harris as a sidekick. Bikinis will be worn. In season two we'll learn who the evil aliens are working for. (It's Neil.) Ugh. Neil Patrick Harris in a bikini? Are you trying to kill our ratings? Take that crap to the CW. Okay, okay, fine! I've retooled it some more. Now it's a sci-fi show about a race of aliens who are all women (somehow) and their breasts are the size of planets. No word on celebrities, but I'm sure someone in Hollywood would try out for it, maybe. And at the end of every episode we tell people how to find the Noth Star.
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Post by Torgo on May 9, 2009 16:51:41 GMT -5
Ugh. Neil Patrick Harris in a bikini? Are you trying to kill our ratings? Take that crap to the CW. Okay, okay, fine! I've retooled it some more. Now it's a sci-fi show about a race of aliens who are all women (somehow) and their breasts are the size of planets. No word on celebrities, but I'm sure someone in Hollywood would try out for it, maybe. And at the end of every episode we tell people how to find the Noth Star. Now we're getting somewhere. Sexy and educational! Title it "Journey to Uranus" to draw in more teenagers and we'll back a full season.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on May 10, 2009 21:06:32 GMT -5
Journey to Dead Horse? Hmm...
How about, "Journey to Dead Horse: Killing Field Prime"?
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Post by Don Quixote on May 10, 2009 21:53:54 GMT -5
Okay, I've got a great idea for a hip, reality-type-MTV-esque show:
We have a bunch of guys who are total morons. They'll do anything for attention and eventual money that the series will definitely yield. And then we sell them into forced male-on-male prostitution in Thailand, and we all watch as they either despair and kill themselves, or enjoy their transformation into full-on manwhores.
How's that, boss?
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Post by Torgo on May 11, 2009 0:04:22 GMT -5
Journey to Dead Horse? Hmm... How about, "Journey to Dead Horse: Killing Field Prime"? Well, the term "Dead Horse" was supposed to be the dreaded "U"-word, but I guess one of our Poobahs has no respect for classic Sloane. Okay, I've got a great idea for a hip, reality-type-MTV-esque show: We have a bunch of guys who are total morons. They'll do anything for attention and eventual money that the series will definitely yield. And then we sell them into forced male-on-male prostitution in Thailand, and we all watch as they either despair and kill themselves, or enjoy their transformation into full-on manwhores. How's that, boss? So, it's like the Swan but for Trannies and Joan Rivers? Risky. Very small audience indeed. Get Tyra Banks to host it and advertise it as a spin-off of America's Next Top Model. That'll boost the ratings.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 11, 2009 10:18:14 GMT -5
Well, the term "Dead Horse" was supposed to be the dreaded "U"-word, but I guess one of our Poobahs has no respect for classic Sloane. Modmin IslandWe've taken all the board's moderators and administrators and stranded them all on a remote island. Who will live? Who will die? What pacts will form, and what friendships will disintegrate? Will Mr. Atari and Mummi engage in deep philosophical debate, will Phantom get the others to eat his pies, and will the hidden 13th modmin finally be found? Find out this Fall.
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Post by Crowfan on May 11, 2009 16:18:36 GMT -5
Shouldn't it be called Poobah World?
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Post by Torgo on May 11, 2009 22:36:32 GMT -5
Well, the term "Dead Horse" was supposed to be the dreaded "U"-word, but I guess one of our Poobahs has no respect for classic Sloane. Modmin IslandWe've taken all the board's moderators and administrators and stranded them all on a remote island. Who will live? Who will die? What pacts will form, and what friendships will disintegrate? Will Mr. Atari and Mummi engage in deep philosophical debate, will Phantom get the others to eat his pies, and will the hidden 13th modmin finally be found? Find out this Fall. You've got two months to film it. Get started.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 11, 2009 23:05:07 GMT -5
Uh, better get fighting or whatever, then.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 12, 2009 7:44:07 GMT -5
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN, YOU HO!
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