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Post by Mantis on Jun 2, 2009 1:24:11 GMT -5
I'm a bit late getting this up but here goes. This week's contest is my usual riffing of movie stills. This week I have chosen three stills from three different M. Night Shyamalan movies. Please write a funny riff for any or all of them. The winner will be the funniest single riff and will receive three episodes of MST3K from our resident friend Skyroniter. Please visit his website at: www.mst3kvideos.comHere are this week's pics for your riffing pleasure... From the Movie "Signs" From the Movie "The Village" From the Movie "The Happening" |
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Post by sirhamhat on Jun 2, 2009 8:31:02 GMT -5
"I told you sis that these aluminum foil helmets wouldn't protect us from Daddy's racial epithets." Little Yellow Riding Hood's exclusive interview with a tree. "Shhh... I think I hear a car coming!" |
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Post by sirhamhat on Jun 2, 2009 8:34:22 GMT -5
"You see kids... Your mother died when you were very, very young. She was a Hershey Kiss... and I... I foolishly left her out in the sun." |
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Post by Space Teens on Jun 2, 2009 10:23:48 GMT -5
"Mr. Miyagi was full of crap. This isn't teaching me karate at all." |
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Post by Space Teens on Jun 2, 2009 10:25:35 GMT -5
"OMG. Kirstie Alley just went for a jog up in Minnesota." |
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Post by Space Teens on Jun 2, 2009 10:29:41 GMT -5
"They can take away our hats, but they'll never take away... our... FREEDOM!" |
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Post by watchoutforsnakes on Jun 2, 2009 12:47:07 GMT -5
I'm a bit late getting this up but here goes. This week's contest is my usual riffing of movie stills. This week I have chosen three stills from three different M. Night Shyamalan movies. Please write a funny riff for any or all of them. The winner will be the funniest single riff and will receive three episodes of MST3K from our resident friend Skyroniter. Please visit his website at: www.mst3kvideos.comHere are this week's pics for your riffing pleasure... From the Movie "Signs"Is the Jiffy Pop done yet son? From the Movie "The Village""Obi Juaquin-nobi" From the Movie "The Happening" I hope I wore clean underwear today. |
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Post by bsbnjg on Jun 2, 2009 14:44:49 GMT -5
He's taking Bob Ross' advice on painting "happy little trees" way too seriously No rookie, laying down in the street to stop taffic does not work! [/quote] |
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Post by sirhamhat on Jun 2, 2009 15:12:08 GMT -5
Officer Jimmy "Speedbump" O'Malley... Reporting for duty... |
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Post by sirhamhat on Jun 2, 2009 15:14:09 GMT -5
"Now you kids shut up and get back on top of the television... Its time for Daddy's stories..." |
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Post by ramasha007 on Jun 2, 2009 15:47:53 GMT -5
Now it's time for bed ki....Wait a minute, those look an awful lot like Yamakas. George loved attending French's outdoor Mustard Mass. Ok just check this here and....Yeah it's level. |
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Post by deck56 on Jun 2, 2009 18:50:41 GMT -5
 "Am I drunk or r u 2 dressed as hershey kisses?" (Didn't see sirhamhats before i posted) |
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Post by deck56 on Jun 2, 2009 19:00:08 GMT -5
 "After the Rise of the Empire, Jedi Master Mustard is forced to paint Darth Vader's lake front cottage" |
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Post by deck56 on Jun 2, 2009 19:12:23 GMT -5
"We saw Jack Palance wearing these hats" |
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Post by deck56 on Jun 2, 2009 19:14:17 GMT -5
 Goin after that quarter just wasn't worth it |
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