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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 10, 2011 13:40:00 GMT -5
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Post by afriendlychicken on Oct 5, 2011 23:10:30 GMT -5
My Eye Itches by Ira Tasion.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 6, 2011 10:09:22 GMT -5
More Laffy Taffy lameness!: Q: What do you call Minneapolis in the wintertime? A: Minne snowda! Q: Where did the kittens go on the class trip? A: The meow-seum. Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: "Shore!"Q: Why do cobblers go to heaven? A: Because they have good soles!
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 10, 2011 22:34:38 GMT -5
"Leo Tol's Toy" by Warren Peace
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 10, 2011 22:39:25 GMT -5
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Post by afriendlychicken on Nov 15, 2011 20:42:09 GMT -5
Oh, Deer Me by A. Doe
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 15, 2011 21:05:42 GMT -5
Look Out, I'm Sharp! by Barb D. Wyre
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 18, 2011 22:36:50 GMT -5
"Sleazy Newspapers" by Tab Lloyd
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 19, 2011 0:42:43 GMT -5
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Post by crowschmo on Nov 24, 2011 17:22:53 GMT -5
"I See In Your Future..." by Krystal Ball (there actually is a woman by this name - I saw her on MSNBC) "A Pictoral Look at Loch Lomond" by Bonnie Banks "My Life as an Animal Hoarder" by Lotta Katz
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 25, 2011 0:05:04 GMT -5
Keep it up, Laffy Taffy! Why did the little cookie cry? -- because his mother was a wafer so long. What do you call a hot dog in a bun? -- an in betweenie weenie. What do you call a crab who plays baseball? -- a pinch-hitter What kind of bean can't grow? -- a jelly bean How does a man on the moon get his hair cut? -- eclipse it What do you do when you have no rubber bands? -- find a plastic orchestra
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Post by crowschmo on May 23, 2012 20:40:31 GMT -5
"Keeping Order During Wartime", by Marshall Law
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Post by jkazoolien on May 23, 2012 20:45:25 GMT -5
My mom e-mailed me these the other day:
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
A bladder infection means urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
Velcro — what a rip off!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
The earthquake in Washington DC obviously was the government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jun 8, 2012 21:20:12 GMT -5
"A Boy and His Tiger" by Calvin N. Hobbes
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 8, 2012 22:10:18 GMT -5
These were recently voted the 13 "Best" Laffy Taffy Jokes: Q: What kind of bear has no teeth? A: A gummy bear! Q: Where does the general put his armies? A: In his sleevies! Q: When does it rain money? A: When there is change in the weather. Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday. Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you. Q: Why was the tomato blushing? A: Because she saw the salad dressing! Q: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper? A: Because he was already stuffed. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef. Q: How do you fix a broken jack o'lantern? A: You use a pumpkin patch. Q: How do you get a peanut to laugh? A: You crack it up. Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick. Q: What do you call a broken window? A: A pain in the glass. Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato!
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