Torgo
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Post by Torgo on May 4, 2010 15:44:08 GMT -5
So I'm going downtown to get catfood and in the parking lot there are a group of guys standing around a car talking. One of them had some serious buttcrack.
I mean more than the normal kind. He was wearing jogging pants with the stretchy waist, and they were slid a third of the way down his ass. To make matters worse, he was bending over the hood of a car. No, not leaning, full presentation. The "let some sexy stud take me from behind" kind.
I ask you all, how do you not know when your ass is that exposed? I little bit I can accept, but this will haunt my nightmares for years.
So I ask you all to pull up your pants. Please. Spread the word that asscrack can not be tolorated.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 4, 2010 15:50:46 GMT -5
What did Geraldo find when he looked up Oprah's dress?
300 pounds of crack.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 4, 2010 16:48:00 GMT -5
AWWWWWWWWWWWW, NAW HE DIN'NT!
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Post by Mitchell on May 4, 2010 17:06:05 GMT -5
What did Geraldo find when he looked up Oprah's dress? 300 pounds of crack. 1998's Time Out Chicago's reader submitted joke of the year. AND a semi-finalist for publication in Reader's Digest.
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Post by Chuck on May 4, 2010 18:00:52 GMT -5
If Reader's Digest printed that joke, I'd take out a subscription and cancel it.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 4, 2010 19:11:29 GMT -5
Pfft, no you wouldn't. You'd put it right in the Toilet Readin' Hall of Fame.
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Post by Chuck on May 4, 2010 19:53:27 GMT -5
Pfft, no you wouldn't. You'd put it right in the Toilet Readin' Hall of Fame. That's where we keep the Old Farmer's Almanac collection.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 4, 2010 21:04:33 GMT -5
You should keep Poor Richard's Almanac in your bathroom too, to keep up on the happenings in Pennsylvania colony.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 4, 2010 21:23:13 GMT -5
What did Geraldo find when he looked up Oprah's dress? 300 pounds of crack. 1998's Time Out Chicago's reader submitted joke of the year. AND a semi-finalist for publication in Reader's Digest.Hey, that was one of my favorite jokes in middle school!
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Post by Birdgirl90 on May 5, 2010 13:36:30 GMT -5
So, this brings about a question I have to ask cause no one else has yet (no, not a question about the Oprah joke, but about the pants down below the ass thing):
How many of you guys have considered pantsing the people who wear their pants so low that there is no more need for imagination?
Cause it has crossed my mind more than once, although I have never actually done it, and I can't honestly be the only one who has thought about it.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 5, 2010 13:37:46 GMT -5
So, this brings about a question I have to ask cause no one else has yet (no, not a question about the Oprah joke, but about the pants down below the ass thing): How many of you guys have considered pantsing the people who wear their pants so low that there is no more need for imagination? Cause it has crossed my mind more than once, although I have never actually done it, and I can't honestly be the only one who has thought about it. Irony is wasted on the stupid, so it'd likely be lost effort.
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Post by Mirkwood Lodge on May 5, 2010 18:46:00 GMT -5
Speaking as a standard fat guy with crack issues, yes, we all know our cracks are showing. We usually can't help it. No, we no longer think it's helpful or funny when you mention it. The only good thing about my ass crack showing? You have to see it, I don't.
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Post by Chuck on May 5, 2010 18:48:48 GMT -5
You should keep Poor Richard's Almanac in your bathroom too, to keep up on the happenings in Pennsylvania colony. The quality of paper is the issue here. In case we run out . . . The Old Farmer's Almanac's paper is, while not quilted, quite soft and soothing to the touch.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 5, 2010 19:32:51 GMT -5
Plus the hard-cover version can be useful in case of impactions and such.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on May 5, 2010 23:05:40 GMT -5
I had no idea the Old Farmer's Almanac had more to offer than telling me when to plant/harvest my non-existant fields. I feel enlightened. I think.
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