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Post by Don Quixote on May 5, 2010 23:23:05 GMT -5
I use a chainsaw to wipe my arse when I run out of paper.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 5, 2010 23:25:00 GMT -5
Why can't we give crack just one chance? Maybe crack's a nice guy who's just misunderstood. Maybe crack just lacks confidence and needs a friendly ear to finally open up and let us in. Maybe, in the end, crack is what we needed all along.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on May 6, 2010 9:42:01 GMT -5
Why can't we give crack just one chance? Maybe crack's a nice guy who's just misunderstood. Maybe crack just lacks confidence and needs a friendly ear to finally open up and let us in. Maybe, in the end, crack is what we needed all along. Maybe crack is the reason we all need group therapy...
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Post by GodoHell on May 6, 2010 10:13:50 GMT -5
Visible butt crack is just a wasted tool holster.
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Post by Continuing Legend on May 6, 2010 13:35:03 GMT -5
You say "tool" when I think you mean... uh... "marital aid"
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Post by Don Quixote on May 6, 2010 14:07:06 GMT -5
Nope, he means "erect penis".
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Post by Mitchell on May 6, 2010 16:49:31 GMT -5
You say "tool" when I think you mean... uh... "marital aid" I have a cannon you might be interested in.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 6, 2010 17:31:56 GMT -5
You say "tool" when I think you mean... uh... "marital aid" I have a cannon you might be interested in. ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU USED IT! BEWARE! THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC!
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Post by Mitchell on May 6, 2010 19:25:03 GMT -5
This should help DQ:
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Post by Chuck on May 6, 2010 19:44:19 GMT -5
I have a cannon you might be interested in. ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU USED IT! BEWARE! THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC! That reminds me. I must call my proctologist!
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Post by Birdgirl90 on May 6, 2010 20:14:23 GMT -5
ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU USED IT! BEWARE! THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC! Thank you, DQ, for this image. I am never going to be able to eat watermelon again, cause that's what it reminds me of. Exploding. Watermelon.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 6, 2010 21:15:34 GMT -5
I have a cannon you might be interested in. ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU USED IT! BEWARE! THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC! That happened to me on a date once.
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Post by Mitchell on May 6, 2010 22:29:44 GMT -5
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 7, 2010 0:19:07 GMT -5
Ceci n'est pas une Coca-Cola.
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Post by Mitchell on May 7, 2010 7:01:19 GMT -5
Ceci n'est pas une Coca-Cola. You're exactly right. I'm hoping it's a trigger for DQ to have nightmares.
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