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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 14, 2010 15:49:36 GMT -5
Once again, my friend, the time has come to celebrate the miracle that is Affyland!
Affyland exists! And you, too, can go there if you simply believe!
The train to Affyland will soon be departing, and the conductor smiles at you patiently, waiting for you to pull out your ticket so that you can take your seat.
You may not think that you have a ticket to give to your conductor, my friend...but you've had the ticket to Affyland all along.
For the ticket to Affyland is in your heart! In your mind! Your very soul contains the ticket to Affyland! It's just near the back, under some things.
Do some spring cleaning of your imagination, and find your ticket to Affyland!
For we can all journey to Affyland...if we believe.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 14, 2010 15:57:50 GMT -5
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jul 14, 2010 16:03:53 GMT -5
Hooray! I believe too!
Also I found this coupon for a free hot dog and funnel cake in my spleen.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 14, 2010 17:06:53 GMT -5
There's time machines in Affyland. You're all just losers.
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 14, 2010 18:14:59 GMT -5
 The rides at Affyland suck. |
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 14, 2010 19:40:55 GMT -5
Well, now that they've boarded up the crotch, sure.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 14, 2010 20:07:19 GMT -5
Ahh, such wonderful belief. ...from most people. As is the case with the Santa Claus Clause, of course, people can't be awake for when the conductor arrives and leaves the ticket. The surgery and anesthesia required to get the ticket into your heart would be quite the shock for a person to wake up to. There's time machines in Affyland. You're all just losers. So you *do* believe, but don't care for it? Interesting...not sure if that's ever happened before.  |
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 14, 2010 20:50:59 GMT -5
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Jul 14, 2010 20:52:00 GMT -5
...I'm skeptical. What can Affyland offer to make it worth my wild?
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 14, 2010 21:28:08 GMT -5
Of course I believe in Affyland, Affy. I cornered the market on it.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 14, 2010 22:50:50 GMT -5
Stop interrupting my believing, heathens.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jul 15, 2010 8:30:24 GMT -5
Maybe we can all get together as a group to check out the attractions. I'm planning to see:
- Animatronic Affy
- The Man With All Time And Space In His Upper Chest
- The God-faced Boy
- The Mysterious Thing That's Actually Kind Of Disappointing
- The Restroom
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 15, 2010 8:31:30 GMT -5
You people just don't understand. Affyland is real. I've seen it. It's AWESOME!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jul 15, 2010 9:10:26 GMT -5
I'm Affyland agnostic. You can't prove one way or the other that it exists. In fact, those of you who do believe are just deluded and deceived. Dim, in fact. We "shinys" are too smart to be taken in by your myths. Affyland is no more real than the Tot Fairy who brings fried potatoes to little Swedish children on Valborgsmässoafton Eve.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 15, 2010 9:17:44 GMT -5
I'm Affyland agnostic. You can't prove one way or the other that it exists. In fact, those of you who do believe are just deluded and deceived. Dim, in fact. We "shinys" are too smart to be taken in by your myths. Affyland is no more real than the Tot Fairy who brings fried potatoes to little Swedish children on Valborgsmässoafton Eve. That's not what the leather bound book that stays in my nightstand, next to the assorted lubes and creams, says. |
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