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Post by siamesesin on Oct 26, 2010 22:02:36 GMT -5
Predators are into drag queens with plastic toy helmets on their breasts?
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 27, 2010 19:14:55 GMT -5
That's not what they're INTO, that's what they ARE. Why do you think they wear those masks all the time and make themselves partially invisible? For fun? No. This planet is just the Ultimate Drag Show for these FABULOUS would-be conquerors.
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Post by Chuck on Oct 28, 2010 18:46:14 GMT -5
I'm going to fake a prostate problem in order to excuse myself to the bathroom and masturbate during the entire opera. It's 6 hours long. You're going to have blisters like you've never had.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 28, 2010 20:12:51 GMT -5
Not if you have... *Dramatic sting*
CALLOUSES!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 28, 2010 22:45:26 GMT -5
It's 6 hours long. You're going to have blisters like you've never had. [Portly Opera Goer In The Seat Behind You] Six hours? Six hours?! Oh, haha, surely you jest! Gotterdamylkenumeringadamerung is the legendary two-day opera! The first of the week-long series of operas! [/Portly Opera Goer In The Seat Behind You] *Lady with the helmet keeps singing the fifteen minute aria that explains that there is no flash photography and that you should open your candies or lozenges now to avoid disturbing any of the other audience members* POPCORN SHRIMP! THE HOT DOGS ARE GONE, SO I'M NOW LICENSED TO SELL THE POPCORN SHRIMP! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE STILL MARGINALLY FRESH! BUTTER COMPLETELY OPTIONAL, BUT IF YOU GET BUTTER YOU GET THE WHIMSICAL BIB!
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Oct 29, 2010 0:35:50 GMT -5
Affy, you are indeed a unique and strange creature. I'm taking some notes, and seeing if I can submit my findings to some universities and see if we can get you added to the new species list.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 29, 2010 8:11:03 GMT -5
I'm just concerned with the fondness for Wagnerian opera. That can be a dark path, friend Affy.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 29, 2010 9:00:28 GMT -5
I'm going to fake a prostate problem in order to excuse myself to the bathroom and masturbate during the entire opera. It's 6 hours long. You're going to have blisters like you've never had. So opera is like a cricket match?
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 29, 2010 10:50:35 GMT -5
Only if you're using the bat like a jelly dong
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 29, 2010 17:23:46 GMT -5
Hottest Shaun of The Dead Porn Parody EVER.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 29, 2010 17:52:05 GMT -5
Affy, you are indeed a unique and strange creature. I'm taking some notes, and seeing if I can submit my findings to some universities and see if we can get you added to the new species list. My species is the next stage of evolution. I'll keep detailed journals for the future to see what it was like being a species on the rise. Meanwhile, everyone else, take some good notes about what it's like being the primates on the way out. We'll make use of them to avoid all of your mistakes.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 29, 2010 18:15:22 GMT -5
Affy, you are indeed a unique and strange creature. I'm taking some notes, and seeing if I can submit my findings to some universities and see if we can get you added to the new species list. My species is the next stage of evolution. I'll keep detailed journals for the future to see what it was like being a species on the rise. Meanwhile, everyone else, take some good notes about what it's like being the primates on the way out. We'll make use of them to avoid all of your mistakes. My only mistake was responding to this post.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Oct 29, 2010 19:08:53 GMT -5
Mine was not taking that left turn at Albuquerque.
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Post by Chuck on Oct 29, 2010 19:27:41 GMT -5
Y'all don't know anything about The Ring Cycle. The entire 4 operas are a total of 22 hours long.
And arias aren't 15 minutes -- they're 30-45 minutes.
I am not a fan of Wagner.
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Post by GodoHell on Oct 29, 2010 22:26:50 GMT -5
Affy, you are indeed a unique and strange creature. I'm taking some notes, and seeing if I can submit my findings to some universities and see if we can get you added to the new species list. My species is the next stage of evolution. I'll keep detailed journals for the future to see what it was like being a species on the rise. Meanwhile, everyone else, take some good notes about what it's like being the primates on the way out. We'll make use of them to avoid all of your mistakes. Yeah, this primate's got your notes right here. Wait for it... Wait for it... *plop* Crap. Missed my hand. Let me try that again...
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