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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 19, 2010 22:12:51 GMT -5
GETCHER HOT DOGS! CAN'T WATCH FINE OP'RA WITHOUT YER HOT DOGS! KETCHUP, MUSTARD, KRAUT, PICKLES, CROUTONS, FISH EGGS, LETTUCE, ONIONS...ANY TOPPING YOU WANT!
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 19, 2010 22:15:20 GMT -5
How about blood of the innocent?
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 19, 2010 22:23:38 GMT -5
HOW INNOCENT WE TALKIN', HERE? ON A SCALE FROM 0 JURORS TO ELEVEN?
*The overture begins playing, zipping back and forth between the light-hearted comical interludes and the deathly serious parts that probably contributed to the composer's problems with depression, punctuated at one point by the incredibly boring "Love Theme From Gotterdamylkenumeringadamerung," which naturally is what gets played for over eighty percent of the length of the opera*
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 19, 2010 22:34:01 GMT -5
I can't fit my boobs into the chain mail, sirs.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 19, 2010 22:41:18 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow]
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Post by Ratso on Oct 19, 2010 23:08:49 GMT -5
I've been wondering what happened to my meds... looks like Affy took the whole bottle.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 20, 2010 0:36:03 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN, A NEW INGREDIENT FOR THE HOT DOGS, A WHOLE BOTTLE'S WORTH OF MEDS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!
*The overture builds to a crescendo and, gradually, the curtains open to the idyllic first scene*
AND BY HOT I MEANT THE HOT DOGS, NOT THE MEDS! THOUGH TECHNICALLY THE MEDS ARE ALSO HOT IN THAT THEY ARE STOLEN! YOU KNOW, LIKE HOW "HOT ICE" IS A TERM FOR STOLEN DIAMONDS? THESE ARE HOT MEDS. ...ON HOT DOGS. NOT THAT THE DOGS ARE STOLEN, MIND YOU, THEY'RE JUST HEATED TO AN OPTIMAL TEMPERATURE FOR CONSUMPTION! TWO FOR FIVE DOLLARS!
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Post by GodoHell on Oct 20, 2010 7:57:02 GMT -5
 Somebody wake me when she's done singing. |
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 20, 2010 8:10:01 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN, A NEW INGREDIENT FOR THE HOT DOGS, A WHOLE BOTTLE'S WORTH OF MEDS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT! *The overture builds to a crescendo and, gradually, the curtains open to the idyllic first scene* AND BY HOT I MEANT THE HOT DOGS, NOT THE MEDS! THOUGH TECHNICALLY THE MEDS ARE ALSO HOT IN THAT THEY ARE STOLEN! YOU KNOW, LIKE HOW "HOT ICE" IS A TERM FOR STOLEN DIAMONDS? THESE ARE HOT MEDS. ...ON HOT DOGS. NOT THAT THE DOGS ARE STOLEN, MIND YOU, THEY'RE JUST HEATED TO AN OPTIMAL TEMPERATURE FOR CONSUMPTION! TWO FOR FIVE DOLLARS! I'll take all of them! To go! |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 20, 2010 8:38:29 GMT -5
I want to be the evil dwarf.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Oct 22, 2010 3:21:40 GMT -5
I'mma be sitting in the balcony with one of them there helmets with the horns.
This is one of those Rock Operas, right?
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 22, 2010 22:34:41 GMT -5
I'm going to fake a prostate problem in order to excuse myself to the bathroom and masturbate during the entire opera.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 23, 2010 11:13:58 GMT -5
How about blood of the innocent? They really sacrifice babies at operas? If they do, I'm so there. |
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Oct 25, 2010 20:02:42 GMT -5
Why else would there be horns on the costume...?
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 26, 2010 14:27:41 GMT -5
She's actually a Predator female. That's what Predator boobs look like.
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