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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 1, 2010 1:41:21 GMT -5
One of my favorite parts about the Christmas Season is all the people who complain about how early they start seeing the trappings getting rolled out.
If your goal is to have fun irking someone, nothing quite beats being joyful (and, technically, triumphant) when Autumn is still in high gear.
I'm gonna go start singing carols at people who leave the grocery store and ringing a handbell at them. If I don't respond within forty-eight hours, I'm likely being held hostage by someone who has finally snapped (he takes his holidays too seriously or not seriously enough, I honestly can't tell.)
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Post by Ratso on Nov 1, 2010 1:49:53 GMT -5
I was in Genovese the other day and they had Christmas decorations jammed in a corner.
That sh** will probably be up by the end of the week.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Nov 1, 2010 1:59:54 GMT -5
I'm trying to decide if I should be a greedy schmuck, or go chill with the Veterans at the home again for Christmas.
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Post by Ratso on Nov 1, 2010 3:09:29 GMT -5
I think you should buy an alligator and give it to the Veterans. You can walk into the room and go "Hey fellow vets this is Otto the alligator! he sings Kinks songs and can fart the theme from Good Times!" ....... I don't know what I'm talking about anymore.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 1, 2010 3:35:33 GMT -5
Good times, good times. You were talkin' about all the good times.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 1, 2010 8:04:29 GMT -5
I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. Don't worry about it Ratso, you never did. I hope that helps.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 1, 2010 8:14:40 GMT -5
I'm just trying to contemplate an alligator fart.
What would that smell like? Wet leather? Mold? Missing Disney mascot?
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 1, 2010 10:43:16 GMT -5
I was in Genovese the other day Vito Genovese?
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 1, 2010 13:38:16 GMT -5
One year the Walgreens by my house did a Christmas In July. It was totally sad cause some of the stuff got left up until it was actually Christmas.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 1, 2010 13:57:17 GMT -5
That's efficiency for you!
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 1, 2010 17:29:30 GMT -5
If I hear Christmas carols on the radio, I'm shooting that radio with my musket.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 1, 2010 18:29:45 GMT -5
What if it's a group of Christmas susans instead?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Nov 1, 2010 18:32:19 GMT -5
What if NO.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 2, 2010 9:06:57 GMT -5
How about an endless loop of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"?
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 2, 2010 9:12:35 GMT -5
Crowfan confirmed for Satan.
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