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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 10, 2011 0:47:02 GMT -5
So you've posted an incredibly witty thread in the Mind of Rick Sloane, and you're certain that it'll bring all the guffaws and huzzahs and cheers from the other Sloanites. But what's this? You've barely got any replies. You don't understand: you mentioned uranus, and your pancreas, and asshats, and omions, and you even shouted TUSK! somewhere in it, and yet the thread isn't taking off. Well, no more! We're now accepting thread pitches for the pilot episode of "Fix My Thread!" (a Mark Burnett production). If your thread can be saved or if you're willing for us to rip your thread creation dreams to shreds on national television, then sign up today! The next name in lights could be yours!
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 10, 2011 6:23:57 GMT -5
You kind of lost me at the first sentence.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 10, 2011 8:20:37 GMT -5
You read that far?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 10, 2011 8:51:17 GMT -5
Just sound out the words, Mitch. It's not that hard.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 10, 2011 17:48:31 GMT -5
You kind of lost me at the first sentence. Ahhh, I see the problem with your thread. You've produced an "artsy" thread that only a few'll understand that requires the readers to follow a flow-chart. After the first sentence, too many people get lost. Instead, consider replacing the flow-chart with simpler bar and pie graphs. Only 0.17% of Sloane users understand the subtle nuances of flow chart humor, so something like a pie chart of your favorite bars, or a bar graph of your favorite pies will be more readily received. Next!
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 11, 2011 6:03:14 GMT -5
Dear Affy,
I keep posting threads about stuff I don't remember or random song lyrics I've heard or screaming at things for no reason. Why won't you wear that thong when we're together?
- Commander HorseBallBoogerDong
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 11, 2011 8:17:54 GMT -5
This is a good reminder, spay or neuter your thread.
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Post by Crowfan on Mar 11, 2011 17:57:33 GMT -5
And walk it every day.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 11, 2011 19:10:10 GMT -5
Be sure to only pee in the parts of the house you want your thread to pee in!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 11, 2011 19:52:37 GMT -5
So for you that's, uh... everywhere?
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 11, 2011 19:59:55 GMT -5
If you're going to Fix My Thread, can I get the counters redone too?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 11, 2011 20:27:31 GMT -5
But who will fix my wagon?
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 12, 2011 6:28:40 GMT -5
Those midget clowns who live in my coffee table. They also do contract metal work on the weekends.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 12, 2011 10:03:43 GMT -5
Thanks DQ. Take care of that will you. There's a good lad.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 12, 2011 18:34:21 GMT -5
Also, the only way the apply nails to surfaces is with their genitals.
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