Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Mar 16, 2011 18:35:43 GMT -5
If this thread gets less than 50 posts per day, it will explode!
Get Keanu Reeves on the phone! We need someone who will shoot the hostage!
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 16, 2011 18:42:50 GMT -5
This thread is a bomb. Ironically enough, a lot like Speed 2.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 16, 2011 18:43:06 GMT -5
Depending on who the hostage is, I'm up for that!
Edit: Dammit Mitch
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Post by Crowfan on Mar 16, 2011 18:43:54 GMT -5
Can we nominate a hostage?
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Post by Torgo on Mar 16, 2011 18:57:26 GMT -5
This thread is a bomb. Ironically enough, a lot like Speed 2."This is like Speed 2! But with a bus instead of a boat!" |
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Post by Chuck on Mar 16, 2011 19:09:16 GMT -5
Oh.
I thought you meant DQ's colon.
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Post by Torgo on Mar 16, 2011 19:23:52 GMT -5
Can we nominate a hostage? No. It's sia. Because being shot by Keanu would be the ultimate indignity to her. |
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Post by GodoHell on Mar 16, 2011 20:10:21 GMT -5
As long as Sandra Bullock is killed in the blast, I'm OK with all of this.
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 17, 2011 10:11:45 GMT -5
As funny as it would be to have Sia take a shot fom Keanu, I don't think I could live with myself if I advocated that.
Signing up Ratso to take one, however. . .
EDIT: typos
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 17, 2011 10:33:49 GMT -5
I have a feeling your typos weren't family-friendly.
Being Keanu's hostage wouldn't be horrible. I could just have him recite dialogue if I couldn't sleep. And I'd be there when the SWAT dropped in and emptied his brainpan a la assault rifle.
And the best part? IT WOULDN'T CHANGE HIS ACTING AT ALL! WIN-WIN!
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Post by Torgo on Mar 17, 2011 11:49:31 GMT -5
You're Dennis Hopper's hostage and you're going to like it. Keanu's just going to shoot you.
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 17, 2011 13:03:12 GMT -5
Being Dennis Hopper's hostage right now would be easy. He's been dead long enough to be brittle.
But even if Keanu shoots me, at least I won't have to watch him try to make a feeling with his face anymore.
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Post by Torgo on Mar 17, 2011 17:29:34 GMT -5
 I TRIED TO WARN YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME! I'LL TEACH YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS! |
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 17, 2011 18:19:34 GMT -5
This thread is a bomb. Ironically enough, a lot like Speed 2."Cruise Control" is right up there with "The Quickening" for perfectly stupid sequel subtitles. |
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 18, 2011 8:08:36 GMT -5
"Cruise Control" is right up there with "The Quickening" for perfectly stupid sequel subtitles. Or perfectly delightful gay porn titles. |
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