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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 19, 2011 19:31:12 GMT -5
So, you just got that awesome martian for your birthday, but OH NO! You can't dream of what kind of martian he is to be! With your spring-loaded spectacles fogged with confusion and hookah vapor (dad's a total hippie, you just can't see it 'cause it's from the 70's, and everything filmed then was covered in a fine mist of smoke of one sort or another), you struggle to figure out what you could possibly have this martian employed in. So, what be it? A smoke-filled gin joint? The Maharishi's palace? A Baptist Church? What boy, what, what WHAT?!?!? Vote Don Quixote for Assembly.
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Post by mccloud on Jul 19, 2011 20:29:06 GMT -5
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 19, 2011 21:51:37 GMT -5
I can't really get with the whole Mars thing because, to my ears, it always sounded like that kid was singing "Rock 'n Roll Moth Sh*t."
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 19, 2011 22:17:54 GMT -5
Moth sh*t is probably really tiny, and you probably eat dozens and dozens of pieces of moth crap every day, and they probably watch as you chomp down on your moth-sh*t-and-turkey-and-mayo sandwich for lunch, laughing while you do. Well, they can't laugh at what isn't there! I'll burn the whole damn world if I have to! Then, the moths will be so engrossed at going toward the burning wreckage of society, that I can eat my sandwich in peace for once.
Vote Don Quixote for Assembly.
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 20, 2011 7:15:42 GMT -5
I had my stomach pumped when I was two because I ate moth balls. Now, I already know what you're going to ask.... "HOW'D YOU GET HIS LITTLE LEGS APART?!?" (Thanks. Here all week. Veal.)
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Post by phoenix on Jul 20, 2011 21:04:08 GMT -5
The real question is, did you have to buy him dinner first.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 21, 2011 18:02:25 GMT -5
GodoHell IS Keisar Soze in "The Mothman Prophecies II: How Godo Got his Groove Back: A Homosexual Porn Parody"
I should write titles for a living. Or I should write titles and then start living under the overpass, giving five dollar handies to feed my meth habit.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 21, 2011 18:11:10 GMT -5
Your handies are worth five bucks?
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 21, 2011 18:21:34 GMT -5
People will pay for experience, Mitch.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 22, 2011 5:37:22 GMT -5
People will pay for experience, Mitch. So very true.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 22, 2011 21:45:00 GMT -5
I still think the Red Army Choir could muster up the best Martian. It would fall apart long before it should've, and hurt lots of people in the process, but isn't that the point?
I don't know. Frankly, I'm only half the man I usually am without my paper bag filled with paint thinner vapors.
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