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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 28, 2011 22:21:10 GMT -5
Friends, we are gathered here to pay our final respects to Don Chesterfield Francis Wertham Quixote. Beloved Tubaist and barbiturate enthusiast. Some of Don Quixote's friends would like to say a few words. Huh. Well, that's the funeral, everyone. The rectory has an open bar until six, and then you gotta pay after that. I've got a woman to lure into the back of my van. See youse guys later.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Jul 28, 2011 22:44:21 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jul 29, 2011 0:27:09 GMT -5
There'd better be bars and punch in the fellowship hall.
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Post by Torgo on Jul 29, 2011 0:46:03 GMT -5
"Elmo knows where you live."
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 29, 2011 6:23:12 GMT -5
Why is Ernie holding his knife like a phallus?
And Cookie Monster is NOT following good gun safety practices.
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Post by CBG on Jul 29, 2011 7:14:22 GMT -5
Friends, we are gathered here to pay our final respects to Don Chesterfield Francis Wertham Quixote. Beloved Tubaist and barbiturate enthusiast. Some of Don Quixote's friends would like to say a few words. Huh. Well, that's the funeral, everyone. The rectory has an open bar until six, and then you gotta pay after that. I've got a woman to lure into the back of my van. See youse guys later. hehehehe Rectory hehehehehe"Rectory?! Damn near killed him!"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 29, 2011 11:38:23 GMT -5
Why is Ernie holding his knife like a phallus? Why would you expect anything different? It's Ernie.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 30, 2011 15:32:33 GMT -5
My theory is that Don Quixote really is Elmo and therefore deserves to die
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jul 30, 2011 18:10:30 GMT -5
And Cookie Monster is NOT following good gun safety practices. Yes he is. You don't point a gun at something unless you intend to shoot it, and Cookie Monster's life is a corrupt, hollow lie. There's no other way.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 30, 2011 20:43:53 GMT -5
And Cookie Monster is NOT following good gun safety practices. OM NOM NOM NO<BANG> <splat> <thud>
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 30, 2011 23:50:23 GMT -5
Bang, splat? Sounds more like Orgasmonster.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 30, 2011 23:52:05 GMT -5
Bang, splat? Sounds more like Orgasmonster. Didn't you ever see him eat a Cookie? Same thing.
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 31, 2011 7:58:45 GMT -5
MUPPET MURDER MUSIC!!!
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 2, 2011 19:14:18 GMT -5
When I was little I never got why they were both drummers. Then I got older and realized they were both into pounding with each other.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 2, 2011 19:52:32 GMT -5
My childhood was a lie.
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