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Post by siamesesin on Aug 12, 2011 18:46:23 GMT -5
Concept
Two roommates. One is insane, the other is insane. Can they get along?
Cast
Ratso and DQ.
Provide a short episode plot synopsis in the thread below. Bonus points if Billy Dee Williams makes a guest appearance.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Aug 12, 2011 18:49:09 GMT -5
Episode 1: Ratso Moves Out
Also doubles as series finale.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 13, 2011 7:23:12 GMT -5
DQ is a gentle sheepherder from a vaguely Greek-sounding island.
Ratso is a homicidal maniac who works at a local newspaper.
In the first episode, Billy Dee Williams makes a guest appearance as the building landlord. He threatens to evict the pair for sanitation reasons. It seems DQ has been storing his urine and feces in jars to manufacture an illicit street drug For The Kids.
Ratso eviscerates the unsuspecting Billy Dee. Using a staple gun and a caulk gun full of Liquid Nails he patches the skin back together and inflates it using their stash of huffable butane cans.
DQ falls in love with the Billy Dee lifelike love doll and marries it, taking full advantage of New York's new same-sex marriage law. Consummating the marriage, he bites off one of Billy Dee's nipples. The resulting jet of butane is ignited by all the candles DQ set out to create a romantic mood, blowing up the apartment block and coating the neighborhood in DQ's scat.
The closing shot is of DQ and Ratso sitting in the middle of Dongan Avenue, firefighters stepping around their poop covered selves, with Ratso saying the episode's catch phrase:
"Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into."
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 13, 2011 8:34:13 GMT -5
Episode 1: Ratso Moves Out Also doubles as series finale. Not bad, but you forgot the Billy Dee! |
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 13, 2011 8:43:19 GMT -5
DQ is a gentle sheepherder from a vaguely Greek-sounding island. Ratso is a homicidal maniac who works at a local newspaper. In the first episode, Billy Dee Williams makes a guest appearance as the building landlord. He threatens to evict the pair for sanitation reasons. It seems DQ has been storing his urine and feces in jars to manufacture an illicit street drug For The Kids. Ratso eviscerates the unsuspecting Billy Dee. Using a staple gun and a caulk gun full of Liquid Nails he patches the skin back together and inflates it using their stash of huffable butane cans. DQ falls in love with the Billy Dee lifelike love doll and marries it, taking full advantage of New York's new same-sex marriage law. Consummating the marriage, he bites off one of Billy Dee's nipples. The resulting jet of butane is ignited by all the candles DQ set out to create a romantic mood, blowing up the apartment block and coating the neighborhood in DQ's scat. The closing shot is of DQ and Ratso sitting in the middle of Dongan Avenue, firefighters stepping around their poop covered selves, with Ratso saying the episode's catch phrase: "Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into." Romance, explosions, and poop! And Billy Dee! WONDERFUL! |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 13, 2011 8:57:36 GMT -5
...Can they get along in the suburbs?
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Post by Torgo on Aug 13, 2011 10:01:57 GMT -5
I demand Urkel be the neighbor.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 13, 2011 17:07:33 GMT -5
Ratso ate Urkell
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Post by Torgo on Aug 13, 2011 17:44:06 GMT -5
Well tell Ratso to poop him out and put his glasses on. WE NEED A CATCHPHRASE CHARACTER! |
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 13, 2011 20:55:17 GMT -5
DQ is an alcoholic sports writer struggling to escape his serial rapist past.
Ratso is the President of the United States, but due to budget cutbacks, the White House has been sold to Chuck E. Cheeze.
Ratso stepped on a lot of people trying to win the presidency, and with a narrow margin, he pulled it off. However, he lost most of his friends in his ascendency, and DQ was the only one who answered his phone call when Ratso had to make way for the big foam-rubber mouse that was going to be installing video games in the Lincoln bedroom. DQ, who is in no condition to refuse (especially since he owes six years of back taxes), allows him to move into his sixth floor one-and-one-half bedroom walk-up. They'll split the rent, but the secret service (cheifed by Billy Dee Williams) is not adjusting well to their new surroundings. The old Jewish lady who lives a few doors down gets a royal beat down one day from them due to a misunderstanding.
Occasionally, DQ brings home a potential victim, and has to be talked out of it. He starts hating sprots more and more.
BUT, President Ratso's campaign is aided by his willingness to be a "friend of the little guy", and is re-elected to an unprecedented eighty-five terms.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 13, 2011 21:59:37 GMT -5
Seems believable. All except for the Jewish lady part. You know she'd have it coming.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 14, 2011 15:52:58 GMT -5
+10 points and a cheeseburger to DQ for a "hip" concept
-47 to Mummi for Antisemitism and smelling like prison
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Aug 16, 2011 23:16:50 GMT -5
Episode 3: Southern Comfort
DQ's great aunt died leaving a potential fortune if he and a guest (Ratso) can spend the night in her mansion, but the wily butler (Billy Dee Williams) plans on scaring them away! Will they make it until dawn? Why is the shamwow advertised in every scene? Stay tuned!
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