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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 13, 2011 22:06:01 GMT -5
Ok, so it's a drug to get your pecker to work right.
So why is their iconic image of two people IN SEPARATE GODDAMN BATHTUBS LOOKING AT SOME RANDOM SCENIC VIEW?
First, scenic views? No. Sex.
Second, WHY SEPARATE GODDAM BATHTUBS!? Ain't no flapjacksin' happening in two separate bathtubs.
flapjacksing stupid.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 13, 2011 23:32:06 GMT -5
I'm sorry to hear how underendowed you are.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 13, 2011 23:54:55 GMT -5
I'm short, but I'm thick.
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Post by Ratso on Aug 14, 2011 2:45:44 GMT -5
I'm short, but I'm thick. There is a reason why no women have posted in this thread for over three hours.  Oh mystery! freaking mystery! |
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Post by Torgo on Aug 14, 2011 11:21:37 GMT -5
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Seriously, mummi...you use the word "pecker?"
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 14, 2011 12:11:37 GMT -5
It was late, and I was writing fast.
Would WANG have been better?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 14, 2011 14:46:01 GMT -5
I didn't know Torgo was so particular about his wang slang.
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Post by Torgo on Aug 14, 2011 15:20:40 GMT -5
I didn't know Torgo was so particular about his wang slang. Normally I'm not, but pecker is one word that makes my spine ice cold. It sounds like a word used to describe a penis used by a 50 year old who can't get laid but wants to make it sound like he does all the time. Or is appropriate that mummi uses it? It's cool if it is. More power to you. Anywho I assossiate "wang" with a more humorous take on take on the male sexual organ, more sophisticated and sexual than "dingdong." So that'll work dine. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 14, 2011 15:36:30 GMT -5
My 2 year old calls it his "pee nuts" which is appropriate in many ways.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 14, 2011 15:55:16 GMT -5
Your kid could always do the ads for Cialis with that.
"Now Mom will pick Dad's PEE-NUTS!"
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 14, 2011 23:51:06 GMT -5
THIS IS BOB.
BOB JUST TOOK THIS DRUG WE GAVE HIM, AND NOW BOB'S JOHNSON IS RAMMING LIKE A HYDRAULIC JACKHAMMER, UTTERLY OBLITERATING HIS WIFE'S NETHER REGIONS.
IN FACT, BOB HAS DESTROYED THE TORSO OF THAT WEAK WOMAN, AND HAS THUS MOVED ON, HOPING TO SPREAD HIS SEED TO THE LUCKY WOMAN WHOSE PELVIS WON'T SHATTER UPON RELEASE.
BUY OUR GODDAMN PILLS, AND YOUR DONG TOO WILL REQUIRE A CLASS 3 PERMIT TO OPERATE & OWN.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 15, 2011 8:32:21 GMT -5
That reminds me of one of those "What if superheroes were real and followed the laws of physics" things I once read. It talked about how Superman's super-sperm would likely just shoot out of Lois' head, ripping her to shreds and then circle the world until finally coming to rest in some random woman's uterus. Yeah, this: 129.2.14.3/~avondale/extra/Humor/SexAndLove/SupermanAndSex.htmlBy Larry Niven, even. |
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Post by Torgo on Aug 15, 2011 10:03:36 GMT -5
Brodie Bruce was a philosipher.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 15, 2011 12:21:52 GMT -5
Brodie Bruce was a philosipher. Snoogins. |
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 15, 2011 14:43:48 GMT -5
THIS IS BOB. BOB JUST TOOK THIS DRUG WE GAVE HIM, AND NOW BOB'S JOHNSON IS RAMMING LIKE A HYDRAULIC JACKHAMMER, UTTERLY OBLITERATING HIS WIFE'S NETHER REGIONS. IN FACT, BOB HAS DESTROYED THE TORSO OF THAT WEAK WOMAN, AND HAS THUS MOVED ON, HOPING TO SPREAD HIS SEED TO THE LUCKY WOMAN WHOSE PELVIS WON'T SHATTER UPON RELEASE. BUY OUR GODDAMN PILLS, AND YOUR DONG TOO WILL REQUIRE A CLASS 3 PERMIT TO OPERATE & OWN. So THAT'S why he's always smiling. |
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