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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 9, 2011 0:35:40 GMT -5
Bastard. I am out of vino! Rubbing alcohol or Tilex mixed with Sprite. Trust me.
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Post by Ratso on Sept 9, 2011 0:37:06 GMT -5
Who isn't drinking right now?
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Post by Torgo on Sept 9, 2011 0:38:00 GMT -5
Bastard. I am out of vino! Rubbing alcohol or Tilex mixed with Sprite. Trust me. With my life. But not my booze. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SH*T OVER THERE!
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 9, 2011 0:38:21 GMT -5
Too late. I'm already on flea dip and Activia smoothies.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 9, 2011 0:45:35 GMT -5
Who isn't drinking right now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by hipsterthor on Sept 9, 2011 0:50:45 GMT -5
I get none of these jokes.
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Post by Torgo on Sept 9, 2011 0:50:49 GMT -5
Mumms. I don't care that you're on the staff. I'm tempted to ban you for that.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 9, 2011 0:51:59 GMT -5
Mumms. I don't care that you're on the staff. I'm tempted to ban you for that. That innuendo is not going to fly either, sporto.
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Post by Torgo on Sept 9, 2011 0:52:48 GMT -5
That's not what you said last night...
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Post by Mighty Jack on Sept 9, 2011 5:02:55 GMT -5
I get none of these jokes. If you read the front of the forum, you'll see that Sloane's is for nonsense. And a lot of the humor here (admittedly, usually bad humor at that) is drawing from years and years of goofing off in this section. There's a lot of inside jokes. You wouldn't be the first to not get what the heck is going on in here. I've been on the forum since week 1, and the monkeys in this zoo still baffle me from time to time.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 9, 2011 6:35:05 GMT -5
I get none of these jokes. (admittedly, usually bad humor at that) is drawing from years and years of goofing off in this section.\ Bad humor is generally a point of pride here. And "hipster," if you can't picture what would be funny about Sia sitting alone in the house with the shades drawn, drowning her sorrows by drinking flea dip cut with Activia, I can't help you.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 9, 2011 7:19:11 GMT -5
As I (reluctantly) read through this thread, the same words kept coming to me, over and over again:
"Repeat to yourself, It's just a show. I should really just relax."
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Post by Torgo on Sept 9, 2011 10:56:18 GMT -5
As I (reluctantly) read through this thread, the same words kept coming to me, over and over again: "Repeat to yourself, It's just a show. I should really just relax." DON'T RELAX! THAT'S WHEN THEY SNEAK UP ON YOU!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Sept 9, 2011 11:21:18 GMT -5
And it's not just a show, it's my whole life!
Crow, Servo, and Joike are the only friends I have. I don't have relationships with any real people or emotional maturity, so I'm left to fantasize about scruffy Joel. I also have no other internet interests or know-how, so I can only come here and have my identity confirmed by you insane people who don't acknowledge me as much as you should.
DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME IT'S JUST A SHOW!
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Post by Torgo on Sept 9, 2011 11:39:33 GMT -5
And it's not just a show, it's my whole life! Crow, Servo, and Joike are the only friends I have. I don't have relationships with any real people or emotional maturity, so I'm left to fantasize about scruffy Joel. I also have no other internet interests or know-how, so I can only come here and have my identity confirmed by you insane people who don't acknowledge me as much as you should. DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME IT'S JUST A SHOW! You know what's awesome? I read that while watching the funny drunk sketch in Giant Gila Monster, so that totally sounded like you were intoxicated.
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