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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 15, 2011 17:58:14 GMT -5
What if it was covered in sprinkles?
What if those sprinkles were actually unidentifiable scat?
What if the ice cream had been replaced with cream cheese?
What if it was inhabited by the last remaining specimen of a certain very fragile insect species?
What if it was a negative Klondike bar?
What if it smelled like ass but tasted like heaven?
What if it those were the same thing?
What if it had melted and been refrozen in the shape of Lincoln's beard or Mitchell's left hand?
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 15, 2011 18:44:25 GMT -5
What if you switched to decaf?
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Post by Torgo on Sept 15, 2011 20:00:52 GMT -5
Buck-buck-bucaw?
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 15, 2011 20:29:33 GMT -5
I'd realm this thread for a Klondike bar.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 15, 2011 21:12:38 GMT -5
I can give you a coupon for two days of dishwashing and a leftover piece of Rice Krispie treat.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 15, 2011 22:02:30 GMT -5
I'd realm this thread for a Klondike bar. Aw, come on! I put in way more effort in the 45 seconds it took me to write my first post than DQ ever puts in his first posts! The outcome may have been less interesting, but compared to most of Sloane... DAMMIT I DEMAND RESPECT FOR MY MINISCULE EXERTIONS! [softball anticipation]Does he tell his wife that, too?[/softball anticipation]
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 15, 2011 22:07:29 GMT -5
Have you been eating the paste out of roach motels again? You are ABSURDLY high.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 15, 2011 23:54:06 GMT -5
Dude, how do you get them open? I myself have to bribe the cock-a-roaches to bring me the sweet ambrosia from those tiny plastic domiciles of death.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 15, 2011 23:59:57 GMT -5
I'm freebasing roofer's sealant. It's flapjacksing awesome!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Sept 16, 2011 13:33:23 GMT -5
I used to ask myself what I would do for a Klondike bar. But then I realized how messed up the world was...how we've all gone astry...how there has to be a better way.
So now I wear a bracelet, and whenever I come to a tough moral question about ethics and candy, I just ask myself...
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 16, 2011 16:05:05 GMT -5
I'm sure someone will give Jesus a Klondike bar if he hangs around long enough.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 16, 2011 19:49:43 GMT -5
I used to ask myself what I would do for a Klondike bar. But then I realized how messed up the world was...how we've all gone astry...how there has to be a better way. So now I wear a bracelet, and whenever I come to a tough moral question about ethics and candy, I just ask myself... WWJD for a Klondike Bar? So what would Jesus do? How can I sleep not knowing the answer???
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 16, 2011 21:22:33 GMT -5
Jagermeister
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 16, 2011 21:40:39 GMT -5
I am insulted by your willful blindness of my blasphemy.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 16, 2011 22:06:45 GMT -5
The question isn't what would you do, but who would you do for a Klondike bar?
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