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Post by Ratso on Oct 6, 2011 0:33:35 GMT -5
I'm starting to have doubts that I actually exist. I think I'm some character a lousy writer made up and now I don't know what to do. If I go crazy and do whatever I want isn't that just part of the story? AND if I just sit under my desk and eat dog food and cry ISN'T that just part of the story? Hell, are these thoughts even mine?
You know what's really flapjacksed up though? If I'm not real there's a good chance none of you are real either.
So I'll just say this right now I don't believe in Affy.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 6, 2011 0:38:02 GMT -5
Finally, you're an adult.
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Post by siamesesin on Oct 6, 2011 2:47:35 GMT -5
But how can you be sure the writer who's coming up with the story actually exists?
No matter what, I'm pretty sure Affy shouldn't believe in you either.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 7, 2011 10:10:58 GMT -5
I've known for a long time I'm not actually here.
But, since everyone thinks Ratso and I are the same person, it hardly matters.
Welp, back to the dog food.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 8, 2011 19:30:15 GMT -5
The same could be said for Phantom and DW
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 10, 2011 17:47:47 GMT -5
The same could be said for crowfan and mikefab.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 10, 2011 18:14:55 GMT -5
I'll never be a Red Sox fan.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 10, 2011 20:34:54 GMT -5
But you do keep sending strangers stale crap from your 'fridge.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 10, 2011 20:47:07 GMT -5
Or stale scalps.
Whichever.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 10, 2011 20:52:09 GMT -5
Better that than stale stools.
They lose all their flavor when they've been sitting for too long.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 10, 2011 21:00:45 GMT -5
Why are you letting them sit?
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 10, 2011 21:07:54 GMT -5
Even I can't consume that much feces at once.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 10, 2011 22:19:38 GMT -5
I just had a great thought for Human Centipede III
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 10, 2011 22:28:10 GMT -5
I just had a great thought for Human Centipede III DQ's head connected to his own anus...right after eating three Mexican combination platters!?!? |
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 10, 2011 22:30:49 GMT -5
I just had a great thought for Human Centipede III DQ's head connected to his own anus...right after eating three Mexican combination platters!?!? Intravenously, of course. |
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