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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 14, 2012 17:38:26 GMT -5
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. For those of you with a special someone, I hope it's a great day. For those who, like me, are currently single, we can enjoy all the places where we can spend money without having to spend it on someone else as well. And to celebrate the day, one of my favorite clips from some...show. It's mainly a puppet show, but...yeah, I won't explain what the show is or why I'm a fan of it.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 14, 2012 19:36:11 GMT -5
You know what? I'm just going to make the masturbation reference now, to get it out of the way.
Ten minutes after I post this, I'll fall asleep, too.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 14, 2012 19:45:53 GMT -5
I'd rather spread disease.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 14, 2012 21:40:50 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Mitchell to discuss spreading CH's cheeks again.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 14, 2012 23:24:37 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Mitchell to discuss spreading CH's cheeks again. See, it was either the jerk-off joke, or the butt sex joke. I... I did it. I figured out the Sloane formula! I could become a Sloane Bookie! I'M TAKIN' ALL BETS! |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 14, 2012 23:29:25 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Mitchell to discuss spreading CH's cheeks again. See, it was either the jerk-off joke, or the butt sex joke. I... I did it. I figured out the Sloane formula! I could become a Sloane Bookie! I'M TAKIN' ALL BETS! I'll bet Mitchell can break your oversimplified dichotomy by his next post in this thread. What odds will you give? |
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 14, 2012 23:38:05 GMT -5
EVEN ODDS! ODD ODDS!
I DON'T KNOW HOW BOOKIES WORK!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 14, 2012 23:45:49 GMT -5
I learned how monumentally slick Vegas was last time I went. I was amazed by the sports betting area of Caesar's Palace, and I felt like betting on something, but I had no idea how it worked. So I asked one of the ladies at the desk, and she gave me this incredibly informative break down that made the teacher in me only WISH I could explain things so economically and usefully in that short a time span.
They want your money, and they will provide every level of COMPETENCE to acquire it.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 15, 2012 12:49:50 GMT -5
I think that I have never read
A Sloane post as lovely as my waterbed.
In that bed a hungry mouth is prest Against a likely Tranny's sawdust breast;
Tubesteaks bursting throughout the day, no one asking "is this gay?";
Featuring latex, vinyl and leather wear
Mysterious foul crust in her hair;
The dungeon mistress on this bed lain;
Who intimately lives with fantasy pain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make Mumms a she
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 15, 2012 14:09:17 GMT -5
I think that I have never read A Sloane post as lovely as my waterbed. In that bed a hungry mouth is prest Against a likely Tranny's sawdust breast; Tubesteaks bursting throughout the day, no one asking "is this gay?"; Featuring latex, vinyl and leather wear Mysterious foul crust in her hair; The dungeon mistress on this bed lain; Who intimately lives with fantasy pain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make Mumms a she That's so awesome I'm lactating. |
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