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Post by Ijon the Asano on Jun 6, 2013 23:36:30 GMT -5
Now's our chance, lads and lasses. Mummi is cowering under the table after TV's Grady's bomb. DQ's batch has been silenced by heroic and suicidal attack by jkommandoes. The non-aligned newbies are under the spell of Phantom phasination. Ed has infiltrated Sia's clutter and neutralized it through agitprop!
*raises sword*
Over the top, lads and lasses! Now's our chance! Take Sloane! Liberate crowfan's rightful domain from the crushing heel of Mitchelldom! Give me liberty and Ratso's head!
*own head explodes*
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Post by Triple_sSs on Jun 7, 2013 0:21:31 GMT -5
Well...
That didn't last long.
Back to the usual Sloanage then.
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 7, 2013 5:41:21 GMT -5
Now's our chance, lads and lasses. Mummi is cowering under the table after TV's Grady's bomb. DQ's batch has been silenced by heroic and suicidal attack by jkommandoes. The non-aligned newbies are under the spell of Phantom phasination. Ed has infiltrated Sia's clutter and neutralized it through agitprop! *raises sword* Over the top, lads and lasses! Now's our chance! Take Sloane! Liberate crowfan's rightful domain from the crushing heel of Mitchelldom! Give me liberty and Ratso's head! *own head explodes* Now that kazoo's job is finished, he dies.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 7, 2013 8:12:03 GMT -5
I don't want Sloane, it's all sticky.
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Post by spackle on Jun 7, 2013 8:28:17 GMT -5
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Post by Ijon the Asano on Jun 7, 2013 9:55:49 GMT -5
Yeah, you'd be surprised some of what comes out when that happens.
Or p'raps not, at this point.
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 7, 2013 15:40:13 GMT -5
For the record, I didn't turn this one thread into a masturbation thread.
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Post by nondescript spice on Jun 7, 2013 15:54:00 GMT -5
...yet.
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 7, 2013 16:50:33 GMT -5
Give me time.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jun 7, 2013 22:32:53 GMT -5
Wait, what? Someone mentioned me in this thread?
Ijon, you believe in reincarnation, don't you?
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Post by Ratso on Jun 12, 2013 22:25:59 GMT -5
Why would Gamera want to take Sloane??
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Post by Ijon the Asano on Jun 13, 2013 1:34:00 GMT -5
Ijon, you believe in reincarnation, don't you? Just working my way through a difficult bardo. Sorry about the ectoplasm stains. White vinegar usually works. Why would Gamera want to take Sloane?? Population pressure, exacerbated by over-utilization of gaming resources leading to the imminent collapse of our environment and a desperate need to acquire Lebensraum. Plus we want to grind you guys all up and get "Phanco Green" on the market ASAP.
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Post by siamesesin on Jun 13, 2013 2:55:00 GMT -5
Didn't the last time some gamer want to take Sloane we banished his Marin-lusting freakishness to Coleman Francis?
And May Richard Simmons Bless Us All.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 7, 2013 9:08:30 GMT -5
I don't want Sloane, it's all sticky. MY PLAN WORKED THEN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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