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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 1, 2018 22:35:48 GMT -5
Let me review the menu.
May I please have my salad blended into soup?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 2, 2018 17:09:42 GMT -5
I don't know of any other way to make it.
If I can make it here, can I make it anywhere?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 2, 2018 19:55:35 GMT -5
Eh.. not sure. Lots of moving parts to consider.
Where will this line of questioning take us?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 2, 2018 20:28:42 GMT -5
Hopefully to the ice cream parlor.
May I interest you in a few scoops?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 2, 2018 20:38:55 GMT -5
Oh, I'm not falling for THAT again!
What do you take me for?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 2, 2018 20:59:52 GMT -5
I take you for an intelligent, thoughtful, fair-minded and honest American patriot.
Or am I confusing you with someone else?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 2, 2018 22:09:22 GMT -5
Symptoms of dementia include forgetfulness, limited social skills, and thinking abilities so impaired that it interferes with daily functioning.
Can I interest you in some offshore investments?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 3, 2018 7:38:08 GMT -5
Sure, I have more money than I know what to do with.
Are you as reputable as you look?
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Aug 4, 2018 14:34:01 GMT -5
God, I hope not.
Can I talk to someone about catering a Bar Mitzvah?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 10, 2018 21:44:29 GMT -5
Sure thing.
Will the young man require getting "low", or perhaps he prefers Wang-chunging that night?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 15, 2018 20:16:04 GMT -5
I'm gonna give that a big "Who cares?" shout out.
Do you think that I should strive to be even more judgmental, or just mental?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 18, 2018 22:23:16 GMT -5
Mental case has always suited you, and don't let anyone tell you different.
When will your irrational irritability line be released?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2018 18:17:52 GMT -5
Appropriately at Christmas.
Would you care to place an advance order and beat the rush?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 19, 2018 18:19:34 GMT -5
I'm going with your competitor's product actually.
Did you realize they offer two day free shipping?!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2018 18:23:46 GMT -5
Traitor.
Why did I ever trust you?
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