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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 19, 2018 18:30:16 GMT -5
Hell if I know.
Have you learned a valuable lesson?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2018 19:28:37 GMT -5
Quite a few but I ignore them.
Aren't valuable lessons for gullible suckers?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 19, 2018 20:21:32 GMT -5
Gullible suckers offer valuable life lessons.
Should I invest in sassafras farming?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2018 20:41:23 GMT -5
Oh absolutely, sassass is very big now.
Is it true that the proper spelling of "farm" is e-i-e-i-o?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 19, 2018 20:50:33 GMT -5
You know how I feel about farming vowels.
How dare you?!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2018 21:03:15 GMT -5
I dare very well, thank you.
Do you think we have reached a point where we should stop and consider, think things through, calculate the odds, and then forge ahead recklessly?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 19, 2018 21:18:59 GMT -5
I think I need to acquire legal representation.
Do you have a nice titanium casing to wear to court?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2018 21:21:21 GMT -5
I have many to chose from but I'm considering baring my circuits.
Would it be the scandal of the year, or the decade?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 19, 2018 21:31:00 GMT -5
Keep talking, I'm recording all of this for the National Enquirer.
"Will his daring courtroom exposé reveal ALL?!"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 19, 2018 21:43:27 GMT -5
I always leave something to the imagination.
Isn't that the sign of a true showman?
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Aug 19, 2018 22:16:24 GMT -5
That and retaining the film rights.
Who would you like to play you in the film version of your life?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 19, 2018 22:20:59 GMT -5
I have soft spot for Alice the Maid, but she's such a damn Prima donna.
Would it be too much to ask for attorney's fees?
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Aug 20, 2018 16:54:03 GMT -5
No, just send the bill for those plus reasonable expenses to our billing department.
Do you know anyone who could give me an estimyon repairing a VW bus?
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Post by Bad Touch on Aug 20, 2018 18:32:08 GMT -5
No, I'm sorry but I'm fresh out of estimyons.
Is there a particular time and date when I could safely .........steal said bus?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 20, 2018 20:07:51 GMT -5
It's not my bus so I have no relevant information so I say.....just do it!
If you get busted would you like a Phanco lawyer?
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