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Post by Mike Flugennock on Dec 20, 2014 19:25:50 GMT -5
Somebody mentioned in the Alternate Jumpsuits thread that we've officially run out of topics... but, I just now realized -- in all of my Worst Whatever In A MSTied Movie posts, I'm thinking that I may not have done Worst Fight Choreography In A MSTied Movie yet.
So...?
I'll throw in with:
The Sinister Urge: that fight scene outside the malt shop -- what the hell is up with that mess? The raw power of a casual slap? Ride the wild guy? A bad parody of the mudhole fight in McClintock? The Four Seasons watching? Dear GOD.
Deathstalker: Was that really supposed to be the big climactic fight between Deathstalker and Troxartis? The chilling crash of cardboard against cardboard! Servo -- I think it was -- summed it up well: "It was a good idea for them to shoot the walkthrough!"
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Post by posturepal on Dec 21, 2014 9:14:18 GMT -5
How about Hobgoblins rake vs. hoe? Ace is the place with the helpful hardware....DEATH.
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Dec 21, 2014 14:40:38 GMT -5
How about Hobgoblins rake vs. hoe? Ace is the place with the helpful hardware....DEATH. Oh, jeezus, yeah... I think stick fighting was all the rage among youth martial arts classes back then. Lots of recruiting commercials showing Marine recruits in pugil stick matches. That said... oh, god, yeah. Crappiest friggin' stick fight scene I've ever seen. Even Ninja Terminator had better-choreographed stick fighting scenes than that. |
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Post by kansas on Dec 21, 2014 19:25:42 GMT -5
The jailhouse fight in Gunslinger was mighty lame. One of the riffers made monkey noises, which says it all.
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Post by zombiewhacker on Dec 21, 2014 19:26:10 GMT -5
Not sure whether if it truly constitutes a fight scene, but the ending of Werewolf where that evil hairdo guy gets mauled by the lycan was certainly incoherent.
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Post by PacketHauler on Jan 19, 2015 15:53:07 GMT -5
The really bad fight sound FX in Warriors of the Lost World when the 'hero' was fighting in a lame circle of death.
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Post by cahvaydweller on Jan 19, 2015 18:09:35 GMT -5
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the fight between Voldar and Kimar in "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" yet.
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Jan 20, 2015 19:06:19 GMT -5
The really bad fight sound FX in Warriors of the Lost World when the 'hero' was fighting in a lame circle of death. "Lame Circle Of Death"...? D'ahh ha ha ha hah, good one! Actually, that scene in Warrior Of The Lost World might also come under the category of Worst Foley Mixing In A MSTied Movie. "Hey, it's Kung Foley!" |
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Post by PacketHauler on Jan 21, 2015 8:09:28 GMT -5
The really bad fight sound FX in Warriors of the Lost World when the 'hero' was fighting in a lame circle of death. "Lame Circle Of Death"...? D'ahh ha ha ha hah, good one! Actually, that scene in Warrior Of The Lost World might also come under the category of Worst Foley Mixing In A MSTied Movie. "Hey, it's Kung Foley!" That honestly could be a whole other thread, "MSTied Movie with worst Foley Mixing". |
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Post by CrowTrobotfan92 on Jan 29, 2015 18:35:34 GMT -5
I guess the fight Tony got into with the robbers in Zombie Nightmare? I always thought it looked so fake.
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Post by sol-survivor on Jan 30, 2015 13:55:12 GMT -5
No mention of Cave Dwellers with Ator and Thong and the fight against the invisible enemies?
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Post by PacketHauler on Jan 31, 2015 12:02:52 GMT -5
Or any of the fight scenes with the invisible Ben Murphy in Riding with Death?
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Post by PacketHauler on Feb 4, 2015 15:41:06 GMT -5
The fight scenes in Alien from L.A. Some bad foley mixing and just lame choreography.
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Post by Zampano on Mar 13, 2015 23:33:04 GMT -5
Not sure if yall have seen "Moon Zero Two" from season 1, but theres a HORRIBLE slow motion, zero gravity fight sequence. Later J&tBs do an entire host segment about it, so great  |
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Post by Monophylos on Mar 20, 2015 11:45:52 GMT -5
Got to put in a mention for the epic battle of pop idol vs. pop idol in "Girls Town", ending with Paul Anka holding a baseball bat to Mel Torme's throat and struggling hard to look and sound like a tough guy.
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