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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Apr 25, 2018 11:27:31 GMT -5
What are some lines from the movies and shorts featured on MST, that you have used in your life?
When I was in retail I had a good friend named Diana (who was a MSTie as well) so when we went to cashier meetings or if we both left at the same time, I would say, “Hurry, Diana!!” like Billy from Undersea Kingdom. I used Merlin Olsen’s “No salesmen at this entrance.” when dealing with a particularly annoying person who kept knocking on my dorm room door in college. Also during a boring TV show I’ve used Werewolf’ Natalie’s “This is absolutely fascinating.” , complete with her bored tone.
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Apr 25, 2018 12:10:36 GMT -5
D'ahh, jeez... as usual, now that I actually have to think of one... damn.
Right off the top of my head, though...? "Time for go to bed!"
I've recently taken to referring as certain people as "an ugly little dummy" (out of their presence, of course), and I've also been using the phrase "weed of deceit" with my stoner buddies a lot.
Sadly, I'm still waiting for an opportunity to use "That square bugs me... he really bugs meeeeee!"
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Post by TurkeyVolGuessnMan on Apr 28, 2018 20:20:53 GMT -5
If someone says, "You're evil" to anyone, I follow with "And I hope you have snacks." The Thing That Couldn't Die
"Yeah? Well, you're a deaf puff adder." Girl in Gold Boots
When my wife or I mention something we have the other person forgot about or didn't realize, "We have a silo?" Squirm
When someone is wrong and I'm right, "Um, no, the judge says my pickles win." Squirm
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Post by mylungswereaching on Apr 29, 2018 1:04:06 GMT -5
When someone has asked me what do you want for christmas, I've answered "I want to get to decide who lives and who dies."
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 29, 2018 15:56:51 GMT -5
He/She/They tampered in God's Domain.
Watch out for snakes!
To see your land!
Knew your father, I did!
(Mind you, it's been a while since I've had an opportunity to use any of these - except maybe in my head).
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 29, 2018 19:12:25 GMT -5
"It's a long par five to the nation's capitol," gets said by me and people in my family a lot.
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Post by said43 on Apr 29, 2018 19:28:59 GMT -5
This might be cheating a bit since I've never actually gotten to use it. If anyone ever asks me to house sit and I get asked what I'm doing, I'm going to respond, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."
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Post by CrowTrobotfan92 on May 9, 2018 12:57:24 GMT -5
"Dickweed!"
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Post by crowschmo on May 9, 2018 15:05:24 GMT -5
^^ I use that one, too, but it's a riff not a line from a movie. If we add those in, I have a WHOLE BUNCH more.
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Post by CrowTrobotfan92 on May 9, 2018 18:55:10 GMT -5
Alright, well I have used "What are you looking at?! Eat your ice cream!" Once.
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Post by timmy on May 9, 2018 19:05:35 GMT -5
every time a plane flies over i say: John Sununu goes for a haircut (especially military planes)
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Post by davidbeegah on May 10, 2018 11:58:44 GMT -5
I like to yell "Watch Out for Snakes" at inopportune times. Especially if someone is looking for something. I did it once in someones garage when he was moving and looking in boxes. People tend to jump back when you do that..
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Post by continosbuckle on May 26, 2018 22:09:50 GMT -5
In the rare times when it's appropriate, I enjoy saying "Run away, octo-PUSS."
I've also already shared on this board my bizarre insane reaction when I see Braunschweiger, cotto salami or toaster strudels in the grocery store.
I have an odd desire to be part of a sports team that gets crushed so I could use the line "They rocked us like a hurricane, sir."
But the best one occurred when a guy asked me what the subject matter was when I told him I was writing a novel and I said "You're right, the subject doesn't matter at all."
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Post by mylungswereaching on May 27, 2018 14:00:40 GMT -5
One I've used with friends is "Oh, my god, the refrigerator committed suicide!" when I saw one of those metal box things hanging from the ceiling of a big box store. (That's from the Jet Jaguar episode. Can't remember the name off the top of my head.)
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Post by Grievous on Jun 9, 2018 16:57:31 GMT -5
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" ~ Crow during "The Incredible Melting Man"
Which unfortunately I have to use on a regular basis...
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