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Post by Rowsdower on Feb 11, 2004 1:52:46 GMT -5
Yeah, I always found the 'snuff film' joke gutsy.
Since people have mentioned things on this thread that aren't really risque lines and are more like, "Doesn't it sound like he says...", I'm going to add this:
Near the beginning of Time Of The Apes (non KTMA), when they 'defrost' the monkey Joel says:
"Aw shoot, am I tired..."
but it really sounds like he's saying
"Aw poopie, am I tired..."
Why am I mentioning this? Well, to me it sounds like kind of a Freudian slip, in that he WANTS to say "poopie", but knows he has to say "SHOOT"...what comes out sounds like a blend of the two words.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 20, 2004 2:02:29 GMT -5
Two more from a recent viewing of Hobgoblins:
When red shorts kid is about to take his fantasy woman to Reputation Point, he excitedly runs around his car and Mike says, "Oh, sorry. I'm done."
Later in Club Scum, the effeminate emcee tells Daphne (the slutty one) that "the donkey mud wrestlers are supposed to use the rear entrance." Crow's riff- "Well, you're the expert on that." You can hear Kevin mutter "wow" on that one.
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Post by Poe33 on Feb 20, 2004 12:19:13 GMT -5
Another great Manos line:
The little girl is holding her dog and she says
"Mommy the dog is sharp again!"
that always floors me
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Post by ChrisDalek on Feb 20, 2004 17:58:13 GMT -5
"How long has it been, Eva?" "Well, it shrank when you died..."
from Danger:Diabolik.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 20, 2004 19:15:58 GMT -5
One that took me by surprise was in Soultaker near the end when Zack says "I have a surprise for you" and then Tom(I think) responds by saying "I don't have a weiner"
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Post by Hellcat on Feb 21, 2004 17:19:07 GMT -5
104 - Women Of The Prehistoric Planet: The scene where Linda and Tang are kissing by the pool, while Tang's pet monkey looks on. When the movie cuts from the lovers to the monkey, Crow (I think) says, "I'm gonna go spank myself!"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 21, 2004 19:04:27 GMT -5
Tom(I think) responds by saying "I don't have a weiner" "wiener" I before e except after c. That's why I use spell check
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 21, 2004 19:23:08 GMT -5
dagnamit! I hates it when I do that
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 21, 2004 19:27:55 GMT -5
dagnamit! I hates it when I do that Me too. If your vigilant you will catch me with a misspelling. Paybacks are a bitch!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 21, 2004 21:36:31 GMT -5
The whole shower scene in Soultaker was pretty risque. Especially the part when Servo goes "I saw it all Crow, I saw everything." "Damn you Servo! Damn youuuuuu!"
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Post by theunearthling on Feb 22, 2004 0:31:22 GMT -5
Another one from Soultaker! When the boyfriend is watching TV, Mike goes "Man, this snuff film just doesn't cut it"...
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Post by pumaman2 on Feb 22, 2004 0:38:45 GMT -5
104 - Women Of The Prehistoric Planet: The scene where Linda and Tang are kissing by the pool, while Tang's pet monkey looks on. When the movie cuts from the lovers to the monkey, Crow (I think) says, "I'm gonna go spank myself!" Hey! it's my first post and i was gonna use that one! The only other one i can think of is (and i'm real bad with epsiode names so this is gonna be really vague) In an episode ( maybe "the Projected Man" ) a man reaches for the telephone to call the police on our villain and a woman tries to stop him and says in a British accent, "Oh Chris, you caahhhn't" and one of the 'bots says, "What did she just call him?"
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Post by hopesfall on Feb 22, 2004 0:56:41 GMT -5
Haha, yeah. That's Projected Man.
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Post by mightyjack on Feb 22, 2004 6:26:26 GMT -5
"wiener" I before e except after c. That's why I use spell check Except for the word "Science". My spell check didn't have wiener in it. I mean come on, what if I was talking about a hot dog? So thanks for giving me the correct spelling. but dang, now I have to go and find all those "wieners" on my web page! My big mistake is the word "Its", relating to "it" or "itself". I always type it in as "It's", a form of "It is" or "It has". I do it automatically and I'm always finding them and having to fix 'em. Drives me nuts.
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Post by Ford Prefect on Feb 22, 2004 15:39:33 GMT -5
I remember being shocked when I watched "The Home Economics Story" a few years ago around the time when school shootings were in the news. Narrator: One morning in late October. Heading for an 8:00 class in Home EC Hall.... Joel: Tragedy struck. A lone gunman! Tom: (makes gun noises) Share and Enjoy, FordPrefect
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