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Post by In_Stereo on Apr 23, 2005 12:44:18 GMT -5
San Francisco International: David Hartman picks up the phone and says, "Hi, honey!" Then he puts the phone to his other ear, and Crow says, "Hi, honey!" in the exact same voice.
In In -ternational -ternational
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Apr 23, 2005 18:18:56 GMT -5
In Alien from L.A., it shows the title then "XXXX" to which Servo adds in a pseudo girly voice "kiss kiss from the alien"
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Post by ChrisDalek on Apr 23, 2005 18:44:31 GMT -5
I love Crow's squealing tyres and crash noises to go with the police sirens in...The Sinister Urge? The Violent Years? One of the two.
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Post by In_Stereo on Apr 23, 2005 20:48:12 GMT -5
From The Mole People...
Agar: I'm sure there's a logical, scientific explanation for all this [the underground city]. Crow: Uh, the elf princess put it here?
In In Stereo Stereo
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Post by DC on Apr 23, 2005 22:43:04 GMT -5
I loved in "The giant spider invasion" when alan hale was laughing and crow(?) yells: PUDDING!!
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Apr 24, 2005 12:34:39 GMT -5
In Alien from LA, when the one-eyed woman walks by and Crow says "If you need me, ask for Patches."
Sinister Urge: the main dectective says something perposterous about how smut leads to a zillion percent of all crime and Crow finally says "no, it doesn't!"
And Sinsiter Urge again, Mike's grating impression of Gloria as he snarls "Let's drink A LOT!"
Time Chasers, when Evil Chairman arrives at the airport and Mike announces "Hi, everyone, I'm Bob Evil!"
Now I'm in a good mood to go to work! See how long that lasts.....
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I had Jell-O today.
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Post by leez34 on Apr 25, 2005 18:08:34 GMT -5
For some reason...
At the end of A Case of Spring Fever (the best short ever), it says "A Jam Handy Production," and Crow says "Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place."
I peed myself. I have no idea why, but this is the funniest joke I have EVER heard.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 25, 2005 18:19:27 GMT -5
hehe... I loved in Space Mutiny when he said "Fetch Me my Warrior Mumu" In fact, it's my away message now.
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Post by Ro-matt on Apr 25, 2005 18:25:49 GMT -5
At the end of A Case of Spring Fever (the best short ever), it says "A Jam Handy Production," and Crow says "Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place." I completely agree with that. It is the best short and that line is great and it just made me laugh out loud when I read it.
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Post by In_Stereo on Apr 26, 2005 20:54:30 GMT -5
From Starfighters...
General: "How is everything?" Liberace-type guy: "Well, I'm fine here." Mike: "Over there, not so good."
(during the frantic search for a missing pilot, a guy walks in) Servo: "Found him, he was under a pile of blankets at my house!"
(they drive up to "George Air Force Base.") Servo: "Oh, we were supposed to go to Larry Air Force base!"
In In Stereo Stereo
"He's wearing what's known as a poopie suit."
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Post by Cambot93 on May 6, 2005 15:11:34 GMT -5
In 822-Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, The Fat Guy was talking to Fingal at the Casablanca airplane place, and when he's done, he gestures to his driver and Mike says, "To Wendy's!" It was so freaking funny! I really don't know why! And this one isn't really a riff, but in one of the Laserblast segments, Crow is changing one of the Starbabies, and you hear him say, "Well, hello wittle baby!" and something like that, It was the way Crow said it that made it so funny!
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on May 6, 2005 19:56:29 GMT -5
From Overdrawn at the Memory Bank: Servo: Well, I'm sorry these two didn't end up together. Mike: Uh...they did. Servo: Oh. Well, then I'm sorry about that. And from one of those spy eps that I can't remember: Spy: Are you a natural redhead? Crow: Are you a natural blackhead?
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Post by bogeyb on May 7, 2005 0:11:16 GMT -5
From 822-Overdrawn at the Memory Bank,
fat man: fingal, I have a comunique, crow(as fat man) : bite me!
so stupid, yet so funny.
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Post by In_Stereo on May 8, 2005 13:36:40 GMT -5
808 - She-Creature:
Assistant Lady: "I want to get away from this place. Away from you." Mike: "C-Can I come?"
In In Stereo Stereo
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Post by Afgncaap5 on May 9, 2005 21:25:50 GMT -5
822-Overdrawn again.
I love all of the "Fingal" jokes early on.
"So Fingal didn't dopple?" "Wants some Pringles, Fingal?" "Fingal, gimme a jingle."
And then, of course, there's always "These guys were rejected from 'Men Without Hats.'"
"Oh, so they're bad musicians, huh?" "Well, uh,....no...."
And then, much later....
"Oh, because they're wearing HATS! Ah-Hahahahaha!" "...yeah...."
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