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Post by Mr. Atari on Aug 9, 2004 17:35:49 GMT -5
Okay, I need a fun, somewhat pointless topic to come to after the heated political and religious debate I continually find myself immersed in. Yes, I know it's my own damn fault.
So here it is. What are some of the most ridiculous things you've ever heard in song lyrics?
I'll start with one of my all time favorites:
"Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago." -From Sade's Smooth Operator.
Does she consider the Mississippi River as one of the coasts?
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Post by Torgo on Aug 9, 2004 17:37:10 GMT -5
Any song Arch Hall Jr. sang in Eegah.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 9, 2004 17:48:46 GMT -5
REM's first album was just nonsense syllables. I've known people who claim to have the "real" lyrics from Michael Stipe. But they're dumb.
And I have to complain about my old obsession: "Friday I'm in Love" by the Cure...I mean, come on.
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Post by NerdGroupie on Aug 9, 2004 20:28:44 GMT -5
"Roses really smell like poo poo"
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Post by Unsavory on Aug 9, 2004 21:12:42 GMT -5
This may cause contreversy, but I hate Loser by Beck. Randomness is not funny, even if this randomness does include the reciting of semi-popular food items.
Get crazy with the Cheese-Wiz? Thanks, I'd rather not.
Everything by The Mars Volta has pretty dumb lyrics. I like the band, but the lyrics are strange beyond interpretation. I don't see the point in deliberately confusing the listening audience.
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Post by MJM2005 on Aug 9, 2004 22:42:08 GMT -5
I personally hate the lyric "Everybody say uuhhh, uuhhh, na na na na, na na na na." I know that musical lyrics have a little repetition, but this is just plain ridiculous. I would easily take "Hear the Engines Roll Now" over that piece of crap song.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 10, 2004 2:25:37 GMT -5
John Mayer.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Aug 10, 2004 3:27:55 GMT -5
Gosh, there are so many here.... "I really really wanna zigah zigah" - Spice Girls "Wannabe" I still want to know how the heck you zigah zigah! "Cum on Feel the Noize" - Slade. Did these guys graduate from the same school Dan Quayle did? More later... Oh, and here's a good site to go to if you need lyrics: www.sing365.com
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 10, 2004 4:50:44 GMT -5
Anything by Bush. Nonsense lyrics abound.
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Post by Torgo on Aug 10, 2004 4:55:40 GMT -5
"I really really wanna zigah zigah" - Spice Girls "Wannabe" I still want to know how the heck you zigah zigah! Spice Girls? Dear god, did you really have to bring back those painful memories? The horror! The horror! (and that's just thinking about how they were popular enough to make a movie)
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 10, 2004 5:57:39 GMT -5
"Cum on Feel the Noize" - Slade. Did these guys graduate from the same school Dan Quayle did? Is that a cover of the Quiet Riot song? Come on feel the noise! Girls rock your boys! We want more more more More more more!
So you think I got an ugly mind...
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Post by yousonuva on Aug 10, 2004 6:00:25 GMT -5
Jewel
My hands are small I know
But they are not your's they are my own
She needs the wooden mallet.
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Post by Gemini Man on Aug 10, 2004 6:43:22 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D *Hauls ass out of thread*
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Post by Vlad89 on Aug 10, 2004 7:02:32 GMT -5
Scooter SUCKS! Yet, most of the teenagers I met think they're "cool". Check out some really dumb lyrics:
Maria (I like it loud) Alright everybody Tie you shoes Yeah The third chapter has just begun From the H to the P On da mic you will see The people's champ that's me Yeah Skibadee, skibadanger I am the rearranger Hit them with the raw for sure Now bun your draw Yeah Come on Aaargh... Skibadee, skibadanger I am the rearranger Hit them with the raw for sure Now bun your draw Never, never endeavour The good weather Or whether we be there Only for your pleasure Yeah Dub - Dub - Dub - dadadub - Dub - Dub Dub - Dub - Dub - dadadub - Dub - Dub Yeah Dub - Dub - Dub - tadata - Dub - Dub Come on Dub - Dub - Dub - tadata - Dub - Dub Maria, believe me, I like it loud Maria, believe me, I like it loud Maria, believe me, I like it loud Maria, believe me, I like it hot Yeah Yeah Right now posse We're the special guest mixologists Yeah Aaargh... I ritz bits for da hits with the lyrics With a robotic, narcotic in the pocket The fire rocket, blood socket, I crack whip Yeah Elastic to plastic, my platinum hit You git, gudda gudda get up with it Me on the mic, be sophisticated DJ's articulated, me on the mic Yeah Here we go Dub - Dub - Dub - dadadub - Dub - Dub Dub - Dub - Dub - dadadub - Dub - Dub Maria, believe me, I like it loud Maria, believe me, I like it loud Maria, believe me, I like it loud Maria, believe me, I like it hot Yeah Dub - Dub - Dub - dadadub - Dub - Dub Dub - Dub - Dub - dadadub - Dub - Dub Dub - Dub - Dub - dadadub - Dub - Dub Thank you
Weekend! This one is going out to everybody in the place! Sounds of the track attacker! Go ahead! Yes! Here comes the chicks Terminator! In Control! Aaaggrhh! 'Pon the mic I'm the teacher! Spread my words like a preacher! Cut the crap! Get the slap! Drum'n'Bass's still on the map! 'Pon the mic you can't stop me! Flat on your back like one, two, three! Yeah! Here we come!
Love in a woman's heart I wanna have the whole and not a part Strange that this feeling grows more and more 'Cause I've never loved someone like you before
Allright!
Love in a woman's heart I wanna have the whole and not a part Strange that this feeling grows more and more 'Cause I've never loved someone like you before
Bass drum!
Love in a woman's heart I wanna have the whole and not a part Strange that this feeling grows more and more 'Cause I've never loved someone like you before
Yeah!
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
Allright, crew! It's weeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeeend!!! Yes! We are not the monkeys, but we've got the key! I'm the fast chatter - knowone better than me! Yeeeah! 'Pon the mic I'm the teacher! Spread my words like a preacher! Cut the crap! Get the slap! Drum'n'Bass's still on the map! 'Pon the mic I'm the Voodoo! The destination of Zulu Here we come! Here we go!
Love in a woman's heart I wanna have the whole and not a part Strange that this feeling grows more and more 'Cause I've never loved someone like you before
Yeah!
Love in the women's heart - I want it as a whole and not a part. Strange kind of feeling comes more and more, 'Cause I never loved someone like you before!
C'mon!
What is essential, Is invisible to the eye! It's only with the heart, that you can see rightly...
Yeah!
Love in a woman's heart I wanna have the whole and not a part Strange that this feeling grows more and more 'Cause I've never loved someone like you before
Chillybow!!! Yiiihhaaaa!!! Respect to the man in the icecream van!!!
Over and out!
WHAT THE HELL was that all about? Sadly, members of Scooter sing decent songs when they're not drunk, which is like 1% all the time.
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Post by Shep on Aug 10, 2004 7:43:04 GMT -5
Most of Paul McCartney's solo song lyrics are pretty crap.
There's one that goes:
"Freedom/Talking bout freedom/I will fight/For the right/To live in freedom."
Utter crap!
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