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Post by Shep on Aug 10, 2004 7:43:47 GMT -5
It's easy for me to pick on Macca because I love the Beatles so much.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 10, 2004 8:26:46 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D *Hauls ass out of thread* Best part of their music was the visual part.
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Post by yousonuva on Aug 10, 2004 8:29:20 GMT -5
Best part of their music was the visual part. And even THAT wan't all that great. The only one I kind of was attracted to was the ice princessy one but I bet without all that junk she has on, she would resemble a sargassum fish.
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Post by Aivik on Aug 10, 2004 8:45:28 GMT -5
THIS IS NOT A JOKE In Germany there's this backstreet boy-type singer called Blue System who had a few of his albums translated into english for the American audience. I have the booklet with all the lyrics for an album called "Body to Body" right here (I didn't buy it, it's a long story) and I'll type in some of the highlights. Keep in mind these are the exact lyrics that he actually sings on the album. I'll skip around a little, so these are not the lyrics for the entire songs, but the best (worst) parts.
It's for you It's for you-my baby It's for you-I'll give it all back to you It's for you-and maybe It's for you-I know my heart is true
Baby oh it hurts, oh it hurts to be in love Baby do you slow your heart, That is just enough You say what it takes and I'll pay you Oh I swear 'Cause I fall in love with you, Oh it's more than I can bear Tell me all your dreams baby tell it From your heart Baby should I be the one, oh tearing You apart
That's just one song, there are some that are worse than that. If you guys are interested to hear the worst ones then I'll type them in later.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 10, 2004 8:51:13 GMT -5
You say what it takes and I'll pay you Classy.
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Post by Aivik on Aug 10, 2004 9:10:02 GMT -5
The only reason I stopped is because I got sick of typing. So here's more.
Dam Dam Dam Dam Dubi Du Dam I need you more than everyone Dam Dam Dubi Du Dam I know it hurts to be alone
Oh, do you really really go Baby say it isn't so Do you really really know That I miss you baby (Oh be my baby)
How will I know Your eyes are always lying Oh, how will I know I never saw you crying How will you go from here to me
There, that's another one. Keep in mind, the worst is yet to come. Oh, and anyone who can make any sense out of any of these gets a cookie.
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Post by Unsavory on Aug 10, 2004 10:02:09 GMT -5
Post Can this be love?
That one's hilarious.
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Post by Aivik on Aug 10, 2004 12:09:33 GMT -5
Alright, here's the worst of the worst. Prepare yourselves.
Can This Be Love Why does a man has to be strong Why does a love is bad and wrong Why does a girl has to be weak And my angel never speak Why does a secret never fly All my hope will ever die
Can this be love-I'm losing you I fell in love-now I'm your fool Can this be love-the price is high To ruin my life-for lipstick lies Can this be love-hold on to me Don't leave me here-come in my dream
There are no typos or spelling errors in that, that's how the lyrics really go. All of these songs are pretty much the same as far as subject matter goes, but none of them make any sense. You'd have to hear how serious he sings it to realize the full hilariousness of the song.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Aug 10, 2004 14:33:35 GMT -5
One of the worst song lyrics ever has to be this atrocity from Limp Bizkit's Rolling
"Now I know you'll be lovin this s*** right here. L I M P Bizkit is right here"
Remind me again why Fred Durst got a record contract
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Post by Mr. Atari on Aug 10, 2004 14:36:13 GMT -5
Remind me again why Fred Durst got a record contract I thought he did it all for the nookie. What? The nookie. What? So you can take that cookie... oh, sweet Jebus, it's awful.
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Post by Dave Walker on Aug 10, 2004 14:58:11 GMT -5
I thought he did it all for the nookie. What? The nookie. What? So you can take that cookie... oh, sweet Jebus, it's awful. Agreed, but the good part is it spawned a hilarious spoof on a local radio station. In Cookie Monster voice - "I did it all for the cookie, mmm, the cookie, mmm!" "Ernie is a man who lives with another man, I did it all for the cookie..." Wish I had the full lyrics for that.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 10, 2004 15:00:13 GMT -5
No offense to the classic person who sung the song, but. . . "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore"
I'm sorry, but that is not amore.
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Post by Shep on Aug 11, 2004 1:59:36 GMT -5
LOL
I agree with you 100%, Chemical2010.
I've always thought that song was crap and not the least bit romantic.
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Post by Slick's ghost on Sept 6, 2004 3:22:52 GMT -5
Bad Lyrics? You don't EVEN know what that means if you have not heard the band Trip Shakespeare, who are, by the way, referenced on MST3K (Manhunt in Space). A couple examples: song: Two Wheeler-Four Wheeler
"Two wheeler Four Wheeler! I can Move my boxessss!
(something something) in the town of Doom Land (!!!)"
another song: ?
"He played guitar like a natural disaster (something) He played guitar like a master but FASTER!"
Enough! These guys are serious. This stuff is bad. I have bad words in my heart.
Or there's a kid's album called Unrepeatable Happening or something, which is by some CRAZY lady I can't name, with lyrics like:
"I'm an unrepeatable happening One of a kind it's true I'm valuable, unique and rare special, so are you."
a six year old girl mocks drug addicts: "can't live your life without a crutch?"
"What is a bully? Boo...boo... Let's try not to be one me and you."
Okay, they're kids songs, but really. Kids don't listen, they don't care. This lady, God I'm going to look her up right now hold on...I caouldn't find anything on google by putting in "unrepeatable happening" so I give up. These are both albums you have to hear to appreciate, I'm sorry I'm not better at quoting.
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Post by Slick's ghost on Sept 6, 2004 3:56:49 GMT -5
Okay, here's the real lyrics from Trip Shakespeare. Oh, and sorry for being all like, "You don't even KNOW..." earlier. I hate it when people do that. I punished myself by reading this:
Two Wheeler, Four Weeler:
Two Wheeler, Four Wheeler I could move the boxes Four Wheeler, yeah (actually it's more involved: yeahhh, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
In the honey time of youth When the wind had sweet breath When the rent was way down I would haul for no man
But found by the birth horse Held by the earth weight I came down to find a job In the town of Doomland
The bone-fingered workhorse Became the dark seedbed She became the blood mattress Flesh crib of my baby
But when the rent was way down In the honey time of youth When the wind had sweet breath I would haul for no man
....Well, they're all kind of like this, don't make a hell of a lot of sense and occasionally throw in lines you want to commit suicide by, like "I could move the boxes." It works better if you can hear it. He's serious. Two wheeler, Four Wheeler. He means it. In the town...of Doomland... It seems like he's trying to say something, but in such a crappily poetic way he just sounds nuts. I mean, he's trying to be cool with poetry, but it sounds like he's talking about the rent and a job and moving boxes, and maybe getting someone pregnant, but I really can't be sure. Anyone out there a fan of these jerks?
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