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Post by fathermushroom on Mar 9, 2007 19:35:15 GMT -5
Yes I know this has come up sometime in the past, but I just wanna exhume it once again.
My vote for the least sexy character, that the director offered as a sexy character:
The secretary at the British observatory in "Fire Maidens From Outer Space."
I wonder if the beings on Jupiter's 13th moon will look anything like her?
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Post by jjb3k on Mar 9, 2007 19:57:13 GMT -5
It begins and ends with Arch Hall, Jr., as far as I'm concerned. How his dad hoped to sell him as a teen heartthrob is beyond me.
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Post by Shep on Mar 9, 2007 20:16:03 GMT -5
It begins and ends with Arch Hall, Jr., as far as I'm concerned. How his dad hoped to sell him as a teen heartthrob is beyond me. LOL Some of those girls in "Pod People" and "Hobgoblins" are not too good either. |
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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 9, 2007 20:59:16 GMT -5
Peggy Webber.
The end.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 9, 2007 21:21:09 GMT -5
When was she ever presented as hot? I mean except in your imagination. |
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Post by Broadsword on Mar 9, 2007 22:06:43 GMT -5
The vampire reporter in Escape 2000 does nothing for me.
All the women in The Sinister Urge, you would be pretty hard up to get "porn" from any of them
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Post by DoggieGoWalkies? on Mar 10, 2007 1:03:41 GMT -5
The vampire reporter in Escape 2000 does nothing for me. All the women in The Sinister Urge, you would be pretty hard up to get "porn" from any of them With you on the rat queen, but I think at least a few of the women from Sinister Urge were pretty hot. They weren't, you know AMAZINGLY hot, but not too shabby. IMHO. I don't know if this quite fits, but I don't understand why the Creepy girl was presented as all that much more attractive than the other girls in "Catalina Caper." Not that she's unattractive, but shes not any more attractive than, say the crazy sister (although she has the advantage of not being ape-*bleep* insane). Why all the guys on the beach would look at her as opposed to the girls right next to them always threw me. Edit: Was the rat queen ever presented as "sexy" in that movie? I mean, strike was into her, but strike is nuttier than an outhouse rat. |
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Post by Amphigory on Mar 10, 2007 2:03:19 GMT -5
Jane from Puma Man, but that's mostly because her Joker grin creeps me out.
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Post by Dim of the Yard on Mar 10, 2007 2:06:57 GMT -5
I'd like to offer up the cast of Wild Wild World of Batwoman. Big hair, tight outfits, and bad go-go dancing doesn't really do it for me.
I'm not entirely sure if Batwoman would count towards that "unsexy person posited as sexy" quota, though. Her outfit's ridiculous to the point at which it's almost farcical, and she doesn't really do anything during the whole film to make her even seem useful, let alone sexy, which almost leads me to believe she wasn't supposed to be sexy to begin with. But it's kind of weird, since she's kind of the titular character AND a female good guy here. Hmm.
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Post by Hugh Beaumont on Mar 10, 2007 3:23:19 GMT -5
Was the princess from Deathstalker supposed to be sexy?
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Post by Dean S. Talker on Mar 10, 2007 6:12:29 GMT -5
Was the princess from Deathstalker supposed to be sexy? Yep. "A pretty Nancy Kerrigan" is still a Nancy Kerrigan lookalike... Yeesh... |
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Post by Da Worm Fizzle on Mar 10, 2007 10:27:49 GMT -5
All of the women from The Brain that Wouldn't Die. The guy was going around looking for a hot body and all he found were dumpy, saggy things.
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Post by lisalovelace on Mar 10, 2007 10:44:51 GMT -5
Melissa from Touch of Satan. She has a cute figure but that face needs a bag. For the guys I would have to agree that Arch Hall Jr. takes the top award for least sexy while trying to be sexy.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 10, 2007 11:30:10 GMT -5
Alan Hale Jr.
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Post by ForkliftKiller on Mar 10, 2007 14:21:49 GMT -5
Melissa from Touch of Satan. She has a cute figure but that face needs a bag. For the guys I would have to agree that Arch Hall Jr. takes the top award for least sexy while trying to be sexy. Oh, I don't know, she was cute...in a kinda floppy, Rhoda way. I'll never understand the sister-daughter of that Santa/Captain in Space Mutiny. I mean, she was clearly intended to be a sex object by her dance scene, but it just WASN'T happening. |
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