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Post by XerxesTheCat on May 18, 2007 21:01:06 GMT -5
Since animals don't talk like humans, J/M&TB usually make their own dialog riffs for the incommunitive lower lifeforms. What are your fav. ones? Here's some that I can think of that are really good.
From Eegah! Two lizards are shown.... um.... "telling secrets." Then one lizard gets up and hurries away.
Servo: "Oh, Dan! Someone's watching!"
The other lizard remains on the rock and looks at the camera.
Crow: "What? Can I help you?"
That bit always floors me.
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Post by jackbauer on May 18, 2007 21:33:58 GMT -5
From The Atomic Brain...
[doorbell rings]
CROW: [cat] I'll get it, I have to do everything around here...meow...
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Post by Hoss Ragen on May 18, 2007 22:13:20 GMT -5
Time Chasers: "Edgewood Studios Presents..."
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Post by tomservo26 on May 18, 2007 22:44:59 GMT -5
Squirm: "Fine! Aerate your own lawn. I don't care!" Crow being the worm on a hook.
Gorgo: "I crush you. You get crushed." (I forget which of the trio sang this little line)
Deadly Bees: "It's not enough you're gonna eat me. I have to take your messages? Quack!" and "Oh I'm scared. Anytime, mister. Quack, quack!"
Deadly Mantis: "Typical humans. Bring a gun to a car fight."
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Post by iamdorf on May 19, 2007 15:06:50 GMT -5
While not directly an animal quote I love the "anti-anteater" stuff they do or rebut in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
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Post by Gummi Bear on May 19, 2007 15:17:45 GMT -5
"No, please I can't digest milk!" - Crow from the movie
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Post by MymymyMitchell on May 19, 2007 18:00:17 GMT -5
Joel, as the voice of the title character in The Giant Gila Monster: "I sing whenever I sing whenever I....Oh, great! Now I'm doing it!"
When the blonde woman is feeding fish to the dolphins in Devil Fish, Servo (I think it was Servo) starts making choking sounds and says "What did you put in this fish?"
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Post by Dave Walker on May 19, 2007 21:11:47 GMT -5
As the gila in Giant Gila: "And the Lord said die children, die." Pretty much any from that episode work for me.
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Post by hopesfall on May 20, 2007 1:55:02 GMT -5
Deadly Bees: "It's not enough you're gonna eat me. I have to take your messages? Quack!" and "Oh I'm scared. Anytime, mister. Quack, quack!" I'll agree with that and add one from Prince of Space. As a dog runs by a store front window really fast: "A-Ruff-a-ru!" |
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Post by Shep on May 20, 2007 7:53:14 GMT -5
Well the Shep/Lassie riffs in "Painted Hills" are terrific.
Tommy: "What is it, girl?"
Shep: "It's a cabin, you turd!"
I also love the Chris the dog riffs in "Revenge of the Creature."
"Riss off, Ruster!"
(watching the woman undress)
"Rolly now. Rolly."
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Post by Broadsword on May 20, 2007 8:37:09 GMT -5
I like all those mentioned here. On that I want to add is from The She Creature . Dr. Carlo Lombardi was giving an order to a dog to kill the "heroes" and the dog turns his head and Mike(I think) says "What" just the way he says it has me laughing every time.
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Post by ometiklon on May 20, 2007 20:07:37 GMT -5
The Black Scorpion. The slobberiest scorpion ever....
Joel: You got A little uhhhm...
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Post by Smittmaestro on May 21, 2007 3:03:09 GMT -5
Joel's Satan voice whenever a snake appears.
"Hi I'm Satan, here's what happens when ya do the hanky-panky before you get married."
-cs™
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on May 21, 2007 16:16:58 GMT -5
From Revenge of the Creature:
As a large fish floats in front of the windows of the aquarium, Mike: Yes, I'm a rare blue corgy--oh. You're looking at the Gill Man. Of course.
and all the Flippy jokes:
Mike: Please, leave me an atom of my dignity!
As Flippy does a roll:
Crow: That's what my father's doin' in his grave!
As Flippy fetches a ring:
Tom: Will you please hold onto it this time? I'm not gonna get it again.
And in the stands, as John Agar and Girl Scientist converse about Chris the Dog:
Girl Scientist: Oh, he picked me up a couple of weeks ago. I was here watching the porpoises and he made a pass at me? (pets Chris) Didn't you, boy?
Mike (as Chris): Erm, I think you misread some signals....
Flippy, the budget porpoise!
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on May 21, 2007 16:18:33 GMT -5
And Xerxes, you totally got the first one I thought of! Of all the bits of stock footage, Arch Hall Sr. chose that one....
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