Post by vanhagar3000 on Feb 21, 2004 22:25:42 GMT -5
Card rundown
1) Women's Tag-Team Fatal Fourway.
2) Tag-Team Fatal Fourway
3) Women's Match
4) Over the top rope Monster Battle Royal
5) Over the top rope Battle Royal for Heavyweight Title. (3 Rings)
6) The World Title match between winners of Battle Royal
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW
THE MASTER: Greeting, you people. I shall soon become the world champion becuase it is the will of Manos.
TORGO: I shALL maNAge The MAstER to the WOrld TItle.
THE MASTER: Tonight shall be the night of Manos and we'll party with my many wifes after the show.
TORGO: dId YOU say WE weRE goING to PARty with YOur wiFES?
THE MASTER: You know what I meant Torgo.
TORGO: DAmn
OPENING MATCH: WOMEN'S TAG-TEAM TITLE TRIPLE THREAT- The Batwomen vs. The Angels vs. Viking Women
The hot, gorgeous, wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating ladies under the realm of Batwoman get close to the pretty, sexy, want to FU...
oh the match is over and the Batwomen one with their top rope finisher the Flying Bat
WINNERS: THE BATWOMEN
SECOND INTERVIEW
Ourbackstage buddy Scheme Gene is with Rowsdower
Gene: Umm, Rowsdower (chuckles)
Rowsdower: Hey, you laughing at me.
Gene: (coughing) When was the last time you brushed.
Rowsdower: When was the last time Canada was a US State
Gene: Never?
Rowsdower: Exactly.
Gene: I was going to ask you about the upcoming battle royal and what you think are your chances of winning?
Rowsdower: I'm going to win. The name Zap Rowsdower mean world champion.
Gene: What language translates Zap Rowsdower into World Champion. The people of Goofy Vill?
Rowsdower: Anyway, I'd like to see anyone try and get my fatass over the top rope.
Gene: This leads me to ask you, what about fellow fat man Mitchell, could there be a potential dream match between you and him in the future.
Rowsdower: I'll take Mitchell any time anywhere and I have a special surprise tonight.
Gene: You heard it here first, Rowsdower has a surprise for Mitchell. Let's just hope it's not a little Rowsdower.
MEN'S TAG-TEAM FATAL FOURWAY: Men of Krankor vs. The Mole People vs. The Apes (from Time of the Apes) vs. The Neptune Men
Lot's of wild action. The first elimnated are the apes after the record headed Neptune Man throws a discuss at him. The Mole People are eliminated after that because the Krankor guns DO have an effect on them. Finally it's between Krankor and the Neptune Men. The Phantom runs in and costs the Neptune Men the match.
WINNERS: MEN OF KRANKOR
Backstage Interview- Godzilla & Jet Jaguar
Scheme Gene: We'll tonight you two friends will be on the opposite side of the ring when you participate in the Monster Battle Royal. Plus Jet Jaguar after the match you'll de bigify yourself and particiepate in the Heavyweight Battle Royal.
Godzilla: (Schreeech)
Jet Jaguar: (Weird Soundeffect)
WOMEN'S TITlE TRIPLE THREAT: Mr. B Natural vs. Batwoman vs. Roxie
BUT FIRST! Mr. B Natural has to show it has some form of gentalia, it refuses and is taken out of the match.
WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: Batwoman vs. Roxie
Batwoman easily defeats Roxie after a Flying Bat from the top rope.
WINNER: BATWOMAN
INTERVIEW: El Santo
Gene: Santo, you have to be a favorite in this match, you are a professional wrestler plus Santa With Muscules was never on MST3K so Hulk Hogan is out of the picture.
Santo: Uno
OVER THE TOP ROPE- THREE RING MONSTER BATTLE ROYAL
Participants: The Crawling Eye, The Crawling Hand, The Amazing Colossal Man. The Giant Gila Monster, Gorgo, Godzilla, Jet Jaguar, Gigan, Megalon, Sea Monster, Gamera, Barugon, Gaos, Guiron, Zigra, & The Creeping Terror
ELIMINATION ORDER:
-The Creeping Terro by the Crawling Hand after a chokeslam
-Crawling Eye by Crawling Hand after eye gouge
-Crawling Hand by Godzilla after he realizes IT'S JUST A FREAKING HAND
-Barugon by Gamera
-Gigan by Godzilla
-Gaos by Gamera
-Megalon by Godzilla
-Gurion by Gamera
-Sea Monster by Godzilla
-Zigra by Gamera
-The Giant Gila Monster and Gorgo eliminate each other
FINAL FOUR: Godzilla, Jet Jaguar, Gamera, & Amazing Colossal Man. Two true B-Movie legends with ACM and Godzilla. But also a potential dream match with Godzilla and Gamera. G and Jet Jaguar decide to team up against the other two. When they finally have the two down they go after each other.
-Godzilla and Jet Jaguar by each other
So the final two are ACM and Gamera. Gamera gives a blindcharge at ACM but misses and goes over the top rope
WINNER: THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN
INTERVIEW: MITCHELL
Scheme Gene: Mitchell, what do you think you're chances are?
Mitchell: I think I'll do good, because, I'm Mitchell, hell I'm in this F'er twice, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo is in it.
Scheme Gene: Mitchell, Rowsdower says he has a surprise for you what do you have to say about that?
Mitchell: Do you have a sausage?
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BATTLE ROYAL- LAST TWO FIGHT FOR THE TITLE
PARTICIPANTS
Thomas Jefferson Geronimo
Robot Monster
The Beast of Yucca Flats
Pitch
Rowdower
Dropo
Cherokee Jack
Ator
El Santo
Creeper
Merlin
The Legend of Boggy Creek
Aztec Mummy
Puma Man
Eegah
Santa Claus
Mitchell
Troy
Mickey
Rommell
Crenshaw
Space Chief
Prince of Space
Kalgan
JC
Hercules
Toblerone
Ortega
Deathstalker
Dave Ryder
The Phantom of Krankor
The Master (w/Torgo)
Dr. Eric Vornoff (w/Lobo)
Gooch
WINNERS: Rowesdower & El Santo
MST3KWF WORLD TITLE MATCH: EL SANTO VS. ROWSDOWER
Rowsdower control the first 3 mintues with brute force. El Santo controls the next 5 minutes with his quickness and high flying movies hitting hurricanranas, planchas, & and tope on the outside (actual movies). But then he misses another plancha to the outside and Rowsdower is taking control. He puts in his submission move the Canadian Crusher on the head. But now Mitchell is coming out with a baseball bat. El Santo gets out of the Canadian Crusher and hits a frog splash on Rowsdower but ends up hitting the referee.
Mitchell enters the ring. He goes to hit Rowsdower but instead hits El Santo and wakes the referee. He counts 1-2-3.
WINNER: ROWSDOWER
All of a sudden Thomas Jefferson Geronimo, The Beast of Yucca Flats, Santa Claus, & Cherokee Jack come out and beat up El Santo. But he is saved by Pitch, Puma Man, Prince of Space, and Space Cheif as the fat men waddle backstage.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW- Rowsdower, Mitchell, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo, The Beast of Yucca Flats, Santa Claus, & Cherokee Jack
Scheme Gene: Rowsdower you've won the world title but I think the bigger story is this alliance here
Rowdower: Do you like cliches, aye?
Scheme Gene: NO
Rowsdower: Well too bad, tonight begins the Fat World Order. We are going to rule the wrestling world.
Beast of Yucca Flats: UUUUHHHHHH
Rowsdower: Exactly and that's all.
1) Women's Tag-Team Fatal Fourway.
2) Tag-Team Fatal Fourway
3) Women's Match
4) Over the top rope Monster Battle Royal
5) Over the top rope Battle Royal for Heavyweight Title. (3 Rings)
6) The World Title match between winners of Battle Royal
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW
THE MASTER: Greeting, you people. I shall soon become the world champion becuase it is the will of Manos.
TORGO: I shALL maNAge The MAstER to the WOrld TItle.
THE MASTER: Tonight shall be the night of Manos and we'll party with my many wifes after the show.
TORGO: dId YOU say WE weRE goING to PARty with YOur wiFES?
THE MASTER: You know what I meant Torgo.
TORGO: DAmn
OPENING MATCH: WOMEN'S TAG-TEAM TITLE TRIPLE THREAT- The Batwomen vs. The Angels vs. Viking Women
The hot, gorgeous, wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating ladies under the realm of Batwoman get close to the pretty, sexy, want to FU...
oh the match is over and the Batwomen one with their top rope finisher the Flying Bat
WINNERS: THE BATWOMEN
SECOND INTERVIEW
Ourbackstage buddy Scheme Gene is with Rowsdower
Gene: Umm, Rowsdower (chuckles)
Rowsdower: Hey, you laughing at me.
Gene: (coughing) When was the last time you brushed.
Rowsdower: When was the last time Canada was a US State
Gene: Never?
Rowsdower: Exactly.
Gene: I was going to ask you about the upcoming battle royal and what you think are your chances of winning?
Rowsdower: I'm going to win. The name Zap Rowsdower mean world champion.
Gene: What language translates Zap Rowsdower into World Champion. The people of Goofy Vill?
Rowsdower: Anyway, I'd like to see anyone try and get my fatass over the top rope.
Gene: This leads me to ask you, what about fellow fat man Mitchell, could there be a potential dream match between you and him in the future.
Rowsdower: I'll take Mitchell any time anywhere and I have a special surprise tonight.
Gene: You heard it here first, Rowsdower has a surprise for Mitchell. Let's just hope it's not a little Rowsdower.
MEN'S TAG-TEAM FATAL FOURWAY: Men of Krankor vs. The Mole People vs. The Apes (from Time of the Apes) vs. The Neptune Men
Lot's of wild action. The first elimnated are the apes after the record headed Neptune Man throws a discuss at him. The Mole People are eliminated after that because the Krankor guns DO have an effect on them. Finally it's between Krankor and the Neptune Men. The Phantom runs in and costs the Neptune Men the match.
WINNERS: MEN OF KRANKOR
Backstage Interview- Godzilla & Jet Jaguar
Scheme Gene: We'll tonight you two friends will be on the opposite side of the ring when you participate in the Monster Battle Royal. Plus Jet Jaguar after the match you'll de bigify yourself and particiepate in the Heavyweight Battle Royal.
Godzilla: (Schreeech)
Jet Jaguar: (Weird Soundeffect)
WOMEN'S TITlE TRIPLE THREAT: Mr. B Natural vs. Batwoman vs. Roxie
BUT FIRST! Mr. B Natural has to show it has some form of gentalia, it refuses and is taken out of the match.
WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: Batwoman vs. Roxie
Batwoman easily defeats Roxie after a Flying Bat from the top rope.
WINNER: BATWOMAN
INTERVIEW: El Santo
Gene: Santo, you have to be a favorite in this match, you are a professional wrestler plus Santa With Muscules was never on MST3K so Hulk Hogan is out of the picture.
Santo: Uno
OVER THE TOP ROPE- THREE RING MONSTER BATTLE ROYAL
Participants: The Crawling Eye, The Crawling Hand, The Amazing Colossal Man. The Giant Gila Monster, Gorgo, Godzilla, Jet Jaguar, Gigan, Megalon, Sea Monster, Gamera, Barugon, Gaos, Guiron, Zigra, & The Creeping Terror
ELIMINATION ORDER:
-The Creeping Terro by the Crawling Hand after a chokeslam
-Crawling Eye by Crawling Hand after eye gouge
-Crawling Hand by Godzilla after he realizes IT'S JUST A FREAKING HAND
-Barugon by Gamera
-Gigan by Godzilla
-Gaos by Gamera
-Megalon by Godzilla
-Gurion by Gamera
-Sea Monster by Godzilla
-Zigra by Gamera
-The Giant Gila Monster and Gorgo eliminate each other
FINAL FOUR: Godzilla, Jet Jaguar, Gamera, & Amazing Colossal Man. Two true B-Movie legends with ACM and Godzilla. But also a potential dream match with Godzilla and Gamera. G and Jet Jaguar decide to team up against the other two. When they finally have the two down they go after each other.
-Godzilla and Jet Jaguar by each other
So the final two are ACM and Gamera. Gamera gives a blindcharge at ACM but misses and goes over the top rope
WINNER: THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN
INTERVIEW: MITCHELL
Scheme Gene: Mitchell, what do you think you're chances are?
Mitchell: I think I'll do good, because, I'm Mitchell, hell I'm in this F'er twice, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo is in it.
Scheme Gene: Mitchell, Rowsdower says he has a surprise for you what do you have to say about that?
Mitchell: Do you have a sausage?
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BATTLE ROYAL- LAST TWO FIGHT FOR THE TITLE
PARTICIPANTS
Thomas Jefferson Geronimo
Robot Monster
The Beast of Yucca Flats
Pitch
Rowdower
Dropo
Cherokee Jack
Ator
El Santo
Creeper
Merlin
The Legend of Boggy Creek
Aztec Mummy
Puma Man
Eegah
Santa Claus
Mitchell
Troy
Mickey
Rommell
Crenshaw
Space Chief
Prince of Space
Kalgan
JC
Hercules
Toblerone
Ortega
Deathstalker
Dave Ryder
The Phantom of Krankor
The Master (w/Torgo)
Dr. Eric Vornoff (w/Lobo)
Gooch
WINNERS: Rowesdower & El Santo
MST3KWF WORLD TITLE MATCH: EL SANTO VS. ROWSDOWER
Rowsdower control the first 3 mintues with brute force. El Santo controls the next 5 minutes with his quickness and high flying movies hitting hurricanranas, planchas, & and tope on the outside (actual movies). But then he misses another plancha to the outside and Rowsdower is taking control. He puts in his submission move the Canadian Crusher on the head. But now Mitchell is coming out with a baseball bat. El Santo gets out of the Canadian Crusher and hits a frog splash on Rowsdower but ends up hitting the referee.
Mitchell enters the ring. He goes to hit Rowsdower but instead hits El Santo and wakes the referee. He counts 1-2-3.
WINNER: ROWSDOWER
All of a sudden Thomas Jefferson Geronimo, The Beast of Yucca Flats, Santa Claus, & Cherokee Jack come out and beat up El Santo. But he is saved by Pitch, Puma Man, Prince of Space, and Space Cheif as the fat men waddle backstage.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW- Rowsdower, Mitchell, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo, The Beast of Yucca Flats, Santa Claus, & Cherokee Jack
Scheme Gene: Rowsdower you've won the world title but I think the bigger story is this alliance here
Rowdower: Do you like cliches, aye?
Scheme Gene: NO
Rowsdower: Well too bad, tonight begins the Fat World Order. We are going to rule the wrestling world.
Beast of Yucca Flats: UUUUHHHHHH
Rowsdower: Exactly and that's all.
