MST3K WRESTLING MATCHES

[vanhagar3000]

1 fall, 60 minute time limit
Gates of Hell Heavyweight Championship
The Master (w/The Wives and Mike) vs. Torgo

This rivalry actually began in 1666, when a family came to visit the ranch. There was a man named Igor with big forearms. Their names were Torgo, Lily and Marilyn. Lily & Marilyn were forced to become Igor's master wives and Torgo became the inn keeper after The Master bured off Igor's foot. This then happened to man named Mike (who has incredibly large nipples hidden by his preppie sweater) and his family. Torgo got his hand burned off and Mike became The Master's lacky. Now Torgo is out for revenge and got his match....

Torgo and The Master lock up to start, The Master is then able to get a wrist lock on Torgo's available hand, Torgo reverses it into a short clothesline and covers for two. Torgo then whips The Master into the ropes and clotheslines The Master to the outside. Master then takes Torgo’s stick and

THE MASTER HITS TORGO IN THE HEAD WITH THE STICK!
THE MASTER HITS TORGO IN THE HEAD WITH THE STICK!
THE MASTER HITS TORGO IN THE HEAD WITH THE STICK!

Why isn’t the referee disqualifying The Master? Apparently Mike distracted the referee on the other side of the ring. The Master then takes over and focuses on hitting Torgo’s head But then suddenly Torgo makes a comeback, Master hits him with a fist, Torgo shakes it off, Master hits him again, Torgo starts shaking

HE’S TORGING UP!

Three punches to The Master and a lariat. Torgo goes for a cover then Mike pulls the referee out of the ring and punches him.

The Master and Mike are beating up Torgo. What a miscarriage of justice.

BUT WAIT!

It’s Igor, the long lost first Torgo and he hits The Master and Mike both with running forearms. He gives Mike a DDT. Torgo start to Torg Up and Igor throws the referee in the ring then...

TORGO HITS THE KNEEDROP!
TORGO HITS THE KNEEDROP!

ONE....TWO...THREE!!!!!

Winner: and NEW Gates of Hell Champion Torgo at 6:24

Well tell me what two or four (in tag-team) you want to fight next. Also give me a stipulation match you want for it.

[crowTrobot65]

Mitchell verses Ross Hagen's character from Sidehackers. Rommel, wasn't it?
And what does it mean "stipulation match"?

[vanhagar3000]

crowTrobot65 said:

Mitchell verses Ross Hagen's character from Sidehackers. Rommel, wasn't it?
And what does it mean "stipulation match"?

Steel Cage, Texas Death, Anal Firecracker (yes, there was an anal firecracker match), etc. etc.

[crowTrobot65]

Okay.
Mitchell verses Rommel!
Steel Cage! With motorcycle's with sidehacks in it! And beer for Mitchell!

[vanhagar3000]

1 fall, 60 minute time limit
REALLY Heavyweight Championship of the World
Mitchell Mitchell vs. Zap Rowsdower

Tale of the Tape
NAME: Zap Rowsdoer
WEIGHT: In the Quadruple didgets
HEIGHT: 6'0 (6'4 with Hockey Hair)
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Transmission Fluid and stuff from under the sink
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Beat the Satoris in MSG, beat the Xiox in a handicap match, Least Likeable Canadian since Bret Hart turned heel
FINISHER: LEGDROP (That's at least 500lbs. of leg)

NAME: Mitchell Mitchell
WEIGHT: A slim 200 pounds (on the Moon)
HEIGHT: 6'3
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Even name says 'is that beer?'
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: beat Maltans in handicap match, beat John Saxton at The Sports Arena in LA
FINISHER: BIG ASS SPLASH!

This match is about revenge. Rowsdower is angry at Mitchell because he ate his good pal Troy (and Rowsdower was saving Troy for a snack anyway). Mitchell is angry at Rowsdower because he puked up Troy soon afterwards. VENGENACE. WHO WILL WIN THE FAT BOY SUPREMECY?

Wristlock sequence to start, won by Mitchell. Rowsoder gets a rollup for two, but Mitchell works the leg. Rowsdower gets a leg lariat and they fight over a german suplex and go to a their usual high flying moves. Rowsdower with the kick combo and a dropkick. The handspring elbow sets up a running powerbomb, but he stalls and won’t cover. He goes into a figure-four. Spinning backbreaker and again he won’t cover. Mitchell comes back with a springboard dropkick, baseball slide to put him out, and springboard plancha from the top rope to the dirt. Back in, Mitchell gets a huricanrana from the top, but gets dropkicked while trying another. Mitchell bails and Rowsdower follows with a pescado. Back in, Mitchell gets a german suplex for two. Moonsault by Mitchell gets two. Powerbomb reversed to a huricanrana by Rowsoder, and they go up to the top rope. Rowsdower blocks a huricanrana, but can’t block a second one, and Mitchell gets the pin.

WINNER: MITCHELL!

Okay, that was a joke, I'll do the real one tommorrow.