Unearthed my MST3K Theme parody lyrics

[Detective Mitchell]

Well, I decided to go and check out some of the posts from the now read-only MST3K board at Sci-Fi. While looking at the posts, I found one from myself (JoelMikeTomCrow), and it contained some parody lyrics that bashed Sci-Fi. I decided to post them here, for the enjoyment of all:

(Sing this to the tune of the MST3K Theme)

In the not-too distant present
in a network on TV.
The evil Sci-Fi Channel
was hatching an evil scheme.

They would cancel one of their
brilliant shows
and replace it with a lot of
stupid crap.

From their building below
they set their sights above
just to to torture all the viewers of The Satellite of Lo-oove! (WE'VE GOT YOU!)

"We'll make some cheesy programs (whoo-hoo-hoo)
the worst we can do. (la-la-la)
They'll just sit there and watch it all
every movie, show, and ad." (la-la-la)

Now keep in mind Sci-Fi would not
know it's viewers from a pile of crap. (la-la-la)
The viewers will will keep their sanity
with the help of their robot friends.

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

Cambot! (You're on!)
Gypsy! (Oh, my stars!)
Tom Servo! (Check me out!)
CROOOOW! (I'm different!)

If you're wondering how they will survive
a future without the show. (la-la-la)
Just keep telling yourself
"There's tape trading."
I guess we'll really miss...

that Mystery Science Theater 3000!

[Detective Mitchell]

Anyone care to comment? I would like to know if this made anyone laugh, or if it's any good.

[vanhagar3000]

No offense, but the thing didn't have a good flow. That kind of killed my enjoyment of it.