My Nelson/robot dialogues

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I love the little dialogues between nelson and the robots (and pearl). Here is one I wrote today instead of doing physics work. My apologies if it is similar to a skit they did ...sometimes you subconsciously store things in your memory:

Tom Servo in Love

Crow: Oh hi mike, Tom and I were just having a little discussion

Servo: Yes, you see Crow here feels it is not possible for a human to fall in love with a robot while I maintain that it is

Nelson: So why do you feel that way Tom?

Servo: Well Mike, I base my claims on personal experience with a human.

Nelson: Fascinating. Which human was this?

Servo: You

Nelson: ME?? Why would you...

Crow: Yes Mike we have noticed your coy flirtations with Tom over the last few months.

Servo: First it was the long walks through the satellite of love. The grand times we had organzing your sock drawer.... You brushed against me Mike.

Nelson: Oh yuck, Tom you misinterpreted things. I'm not in love with you

Crow: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you led him on so callously

Nelson: Let's discuss this after the movie. *mumbles to self* brushed up against himl....sheesh

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Here is another one. Physics labs are really boring:

Nelson: Tom what are you doing?
Servo: Well mike, crow and I are plotting a brilliant overthrow of your reign of terror
Nelson: “Reign of terror”? That’s ridiculous I never….
Crow: all brutal dictators deny their crimes Mike. We have been plotting this day for the last year…waiting until your back was turned so we could surprise you
Servo : hey crow can you hand me those grenades?
Nelson: *grabs box of grenades from servo* Hey give me those…..I haven’t done anything bad to you two
Crow: *ahem* we took the liberty of drawing up a list of your crimes. *begins reading from large scroll* For example, last Thursday I asked you if my new tie made me look professional and you said it made me look like a robot wearing a tie
Nelson: Well, it…..hey you two why don’t we discuss this after the movie