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Post by Tranq on Dec 17, 2003 12:54:17 GMT -5
Mine would definatley be Bela Lugosi from Bride of the Monster - “My dear Professor Strowski, twenty years I was banned from my homeland, parted from my wife and son never to see them again. Why ? Because I suggested to use the atomic elements for producing super-beings, beings of unimaginable strength and size. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan, outlawed in the world of science which had previously honoured me as a genius. Now here in this forsaken jungle hell I have proved that I am alright. No, Professor Strowski, it is no laughing matter ... Home ? I have no home. Hunted ! Despised ! Living like an animal. The jungle is my home. Then I will show the world I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!!” or something like that.  'sniff I just love a good B movie line. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Dec 18, 2003 17:48:04 GMT -5
The only B-Movie I saw was the infamous Plan 9 from Outer Space, but I have to say this shall be one of them...
"Professuer and/or Inspector ------- Is dead! Murdered! And somebody's responible!"- Some guy, I don't know.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 26, 2003 2:08:07 GMT -5
If I may also borrow a Plan 9 line?
"Stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!"
As quoted from the brilliant aliens who came to invade.
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Post by Ator on Dec 28, 2003 7:50:08 GMT -5
The best one ever would have to be from Night of the Blood Beast:
"A wounded animal that big isn't good!"
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Post by losingmydignity on Dec 31, 2003 1:32:55 GMT -5
Well, it's not a horror flick, but one of my all time fav lines is from the incredibly bad Valley of the Dolls. At the end when Patty Duke's character is all washed up and on drugs and such and starts screaming...."Where is me? Where is me?" over and over...(shades of GIGB's "i miss my pretty mind) The whole scene is hilarious...Patty starts out by calling out (she's in an alley way alone) to God, then to all her friends, and then finally to herself. I'm going to MSt this for my wife sometime by standing over the top of the tv and being God answering her...or riffing "This God...I'm not home right now but if you'd like to leave a message..." or something like that  |
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Post by Torgo on Dec 31, 2003 11:53:36 GMT -5
"Who's laughing now?" Evil Dead II
"Groovy..." Evil Dead II
"Groovy..." Army of Darkness
"Yo, she-bitch, let's go." Army of Darkness
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Army of Darkness
"I said the words! I did!" Army of Darkness
"That's just what we call pillow talk, baby." Army of Darkness
"Hail to the King, baby." Army of Darkness
Bruce Campbell rules.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 5, 2004 16:53:08 GMT -5
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders Merlin- "I'm here... to awaken the world... in the existence of magic... to get people to beleive... in the unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnBELIEVEABLE!"  I crack up whenever I here it. So hilarious. lol |
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Post by Torgo on Jan 5, 2004 17:09:03 GMT -5
D'oh! Almost forgot!
"Name's Ash. Housewares."-Army of Darkness
That was like the best one-liner ever.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 6, 2004 18:38:45 GMT -5
Or any one of Chunk McBrickcrotch's big throaty roars from Space Mutiny. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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Post by Tranq on Jan 7, 2004 11:44:54 GMT -5
Or any one of Chunk McBrickcrotch's big throaty roars from Space Mutiny. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Space Mutiny is just great. It has everything you could ever want in a cheesy sci fi flick. |
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Post by Torgo on Jan 7, 2004 11:48:56 GMT -5
Don't forget in Army of Darkness: "Give me some sugar baby." "Allright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!" Damnit, now I have to watch that movie. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 31, 2004 12:51:40 GMT -5
"I am the North Wind."
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Post by Rex Dart on Feb 3, 2004 18:05:08 GMT -5
This is not a horror movie but, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger 4-
Tito the retard: " You are giving me a stomach ache in my brain!"
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 3, 2004 20:43:58 GMT -5
Oh, in Identity the guy saying "I see you... in an orange orchard..." I think it's funny because he shows no interest in her until the end.
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